Countin' Cowards on the Mall

The Statler Brothers had a hit with this Eric Heatherly song: Countin' Flowers on the Wall

A Paddy Whack©
Countin' Cowards on the Mall

I keep hearing 'bout returns to 'misery index'
Carter years were long ago and we forgot, I guess
All those RINOS in DC say 'don't you worry, none'
Wait until the next election, We'll unseat the One

Countin' Cowards on the Mall
Don't it bother you at all?
Playin' politics til dawn, while they riot in Tehran
Taxing Cigarettes, and Flushing Money down the Loo
Now don't tell me, They care about you.

When we watched those cell-phone pictures coming from Iran
Barry ran the other way, an ice-cream trip to plan
Resolutions in Support of Freedom from Congress!
But Obama only makes Apologies, I guess

Countin' Cowards on the Mall
Don't it bother you at all?
Playing politics til dawn, while they nuke-up in Iran
He smokes cigarettes and adds more Czars up the Wazoo
Now don't tell me, he cares about you!

Well, pay attention to this guy, I think you'll get a fright
Watching all the laws he breaks as if he has the right
Cap and Trade and soon Health Care will join to bring us down
And those newsmen all providing cover for this clown

Countin' Cowards on the Mall
Don't it bother you at all?
Playin' politics til dawn, Telling us he is 'the One'
Ridin' private jets and eatin' beef they call Wagyu
Now don't tell me, he cares about you.
Now don't tell me, he cares about you.