Monday, November 30, 2009

Little Drummer Boy

Little Dumber Boy
A Paddy Whack©

Come they told me, Obama is dumb!
He's not our king, you see, Obama is dumb!
He likes those climate folks, Obama is dumb
Flies off to join the hoax, Obama is dumb,
Boy is he dumb, dumb de dumb dumb!

Why'd we vote for him? Obama is dumb
Dumb de dumb dumb.

Copenhagen, Obama is dumb!
Will make us poorer too, Obama is dumb!
They push this phony thing, Obama is dumb!
More lies to pull our strings, Obama is dumb,
Boy is he dumb, dumb de dumb dumb!

Shall we pray for you: Obama is dumb.
Boy is he dumb.

Al Gore plotted, And boy is he dumb
Our Congress fell in line, Our Congress is Dumb!
They played us for a fool, and boy were we dumb!
Consensus was their tool, But that is so dumb,
Totally Dumb, Dumb de dumb dumb

Can't we stop this fraud? Obama is dumb
Boy is he dumb

Soon we'll be done
Dumb de dumb done!




Friday, November 27, 2009

Coke Says 'Hopenhagen'

I understand that Coke is signing on to the the Copenhagen meeting to try to push the global envrironmental agenda that will be discussed. The treaty that has been in the news would effectively hand over our sovereignty and place our future in the hands of the UN. I have re-written a parody from my book. This is based on Wonderful Copenhagen, from Hans Christian Anderson.

Wonderful Hopenhagen
A Paddy Whack©

Wonderful, blunderful, Hopenhagen
Obama’s mantra we sound
'neath this global scare
Sovereignty's not there
Let us think! He’ll bring us down

To blunderful, dunderful, Hopenhagen
Coke floats a message to me.
Once he's there, I say,
Will we rue the day?
He's in Copenhagen
Saying he'll sign on to hopenhagen for me!

I swear I’m not antiblack
But he’s not a brainiac
Though he’s artful, and charm's his forte
And there they stand, Al Gore and he
With a message to harm and obey

Blunderful, dunderful, Hopenhagen

[musical interlude as we picture Al Gore and Obama waltzing]

Wonderful, blunderful, Hopenhagen
Barry can only expound
See his resume
Nothing’s there you say?
Let us think! This man’s a clown!

For Blunderful, Dunderful, Hopenhagen’s
Changin’ the land of the free
Once a treaty's met
We'll not soon forget
He sought hopenhagen
Blunderful, dunderful, hopenchangin' from he!

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

From the Christmas Song: It's Beginning to Look a lot like Christmas by Meridith Wilson

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Taxes
A Paddy Whack©

It's beginning to look a lot like Taxes
Don't ya care B.O.?
Take a look at that Cap & Trade
Bail-outs Galore you've made
And now G.M. is bankrupt, don't ya know?

It's beginning to look a lot like Taxes
Soon the yells will start!
And the thing 'Hello, Ding-a-ling!"
Is Obama's not our KING!
He's a Bonaparte!

(Bridge)
A bunch of Obama Czars redesigning our cars
Is the plan of Barry Hussein
Soon all the banks will be right in the tank
FDR is riding again!
And ABC is in the White House, Don't they feel ashamed?

It's beginning to look a lot like Taxes
Jobs are on the wane
Take a look at our closing plants, unions his sycophants
Where is that promise of some hope and change?

It's beginning to look at lot like Taxes
Soon the Wails will start
And the wailing that B.O. Brings, is the tyranny of kings
And that is not Smart!

(Repeat Bridge)
With Teleprompters in tow we all laugh at B.O.
And his gaffs are legend indeed!
Swatting at flies and his penchant for lies
All backed up by Nancy and Reid
And now our health care is the 'crisis' made for over-reach

It's beginning to look a lot like Taxes
Soon Gulags will rise
And whenever you hear 'hate crime' you can bet dollar to dime
Freedom's in demise!

Freedom's in demise!

Saturday, November 21, 2009

What are we Buying?

I just got this on my Florida Power and Light email:
"Did you know...
The largest solar photovoltaic power plant in the nation is right here in Florida? Our DeSoto Next Generation Solar Energy Center uses more than 90,000 PV panels to turn the sun's rays into electricity to power more than 3,000 homes. President Barack Obama helped commission the plant last month. This new solar array will avoid 575,000 tons of greenhouse gas emissions."

[575,000 tons sounds like a lot, but is it? Our atmosphere is 5 million billion tons, to which 575,000 tons is a mere pittance.]

So, If my math serves me, we have 90,000 PV panels to power 3,000 homes. That translates to 30 PVs per home. As stated in a USA Today article, Florida has more days where between 20% and 70% of the sun is blocked by clouds than anywhere else in the United States.

[What is the actual 'footprint' of this plant? 180 acres of panels to power 3000 homes. That translates to just under 20 homes powered per acre of land.]

"At a cost of $152 million for 25 megawatts of energy daily, the De Soto solar plant is pricey compared with natural gas or coal-fired power plants, and Florida’s energy regulation system does not ensure utilities will be compensated for that extra cost.

In 2008, the Legislature, at Gov. Charlie Crist’s urging, paved the way for Florida Power & Light to charge a small, one-time rate increase of about 31 cents per month for the average customer to build three solar test sites totaling 110 megawatts of energy — about one half of one percent of the total energy FPL produces.

Together, the three solar plants cost an estimated $700 million. The clean energy they will produce is the equivalent of taking 25,000 cars off the road."
(from: http://www.heatison.org/index.php/content/news_item/florida_opens_hemispheres_largest_solar_plant_asks_for_help_from_legislatur/)
So, this is even more expensive than Cash for Clunkers. $700 million to produce one HALF of ONE PERCENT of Florida's energy, to remove the equivalent of 25,000 cars from the road, all in the name of environmental concerns. How does this make any fiscal sense? That's $28,000 per car removed, for what puny reduction in 'greenhouse' gas?

This is madness, and it is just the tip of the iceberg once Cap & Trade is pushed through.

Has anybody done a study to find out what is the difference between a society that uses our clean-coal, natural gas , hydroelectric and nuclear plants for energy and their impact on our air quality and say... Candles, Wood and/or Dung Fires to cook and keep warm?

There are five other states in the union that have less cloud cover and more actual sunlight available to harvest than Florida. Oh...and the idea that they should build them first and then figure out how to pay for them later is pretty typical. Thanks, Crist! The legislature causes a problem and then they have to legislate rules and regulations to justify it after the fact.

Incidentally, the website from which I drew the above quote had a featured video clip with Van Jones on it. I didn't watch. I know his agenda. It is the same as all those who swallow the great Ponzi Scheme perpetrated by Al Gore et al. They only give you the 'benefits' and none of the dollars and sense [sic] that weigh the true impact of these plans. In short, if you do the research, it is tremendously expensive for practically zero impact on our planet. Madness.

I recommend: The Skeptical Environmentalist by Bjorn Lomborg

Friday, November 20, 2009

When we are Stuck with Obamacare

Here is a remix of the Beatles' "When I'm 64"

When we are Stuck with Obamacare
A Paddy Whack ©

When we're all stuck with Obamacare
Not too long from now
Will you still be handling your family's health
Choose your doctor, keeping your wealth?
If you will find you need surgery
Will the wait be more?
Will it be better, for all us debtors
When we're Sixty-four?

OOOOO

You'll be hurting too...
And if we let them win
I'd prefer the flu!

Will we be healthy, what will we eat?
When they hold your plan?
Makes you wonder who is gonna pay those bills
Won't Big Pharma ration your pills?
If we could take a practical stand
And reduce our risk
No more illegals, Nor Hillary Sequels!
Let's just call it quits!

I can still remember when our health care was a private choice,
And we paid the bills
Then those law suits grew
Red tape and Lawyers too
Now it's sue, sue, sue!

Why should we pool our money and share?
What's your freedom worth?
Bankruptcy is not the way to spread the wealth
Poverty is worse for your health
When we're tied up in tangled red tape
Filling out more forms
Will you have choices? Will you have voices?
With health care reform?

Thursday, November 19, 2009

We Need a Little Litmas

From MAME: We Need a Little Christmas

We Need a Little Litmus!
From my Book, page 291 * with updates
©Mrs. Paddy

Why is it Folly?
To ask Obama for his Birth Certificate?
It might be shocking
To find we've chosen someone who is not legit now!
For we need a little Litmus
Right this very minute
Give it to the SCOTUS
Media will spin it
And we need a little Litmus
Right this very minute
It hasn't hung a single jury
But, Barry, Dear, we're in a hurry

So, Climb off your High Horse
Provide a document that satisfies our law
If I'm a fruitcake
I will not mind so long as you have gravitas now
For I've grown a little Doubtful
Grown a little Older
Grown a little Sadder
Madder than a Hatter!
And we need a little shaker
Underneath his ladder
We need a little Litmus now.

Haul out Alinsky
Bring out the longest string of lies I've ever seen
And look at ACORN
It seems Obama wants to move away from them now
For we need a little Litmus
Right this very minute
When and what did he know
Don't you see he'll spin it?
And we need a little Litmus
Right this very minute
It hasn't hung a single jury
But, Barry, Dear, we're in a hurry

So Climb off your High Horse
Provide an explanation that is credible
If I'm a fruitcake
I will not mind as long as you have gravitas now
For we need a little Litmus
Need a little candor
Need a little honest
Man, that's what we're after
And we need a little sunshine
On this presidential crafter
We need a little Litmus Now!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Orlando CAN YOU HEAR US NOW?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T7DzezHfb8

Original Parody by MRS. PADDY

Green Baby!

Roy Orbison's "Dream Baby"

Green, Green, Baby
A Paddy Whack©

Green, Green baby
Green, Green baby
Green, Green Baby
I'm wrong but I'm green.

Green baby, Cap and Trade I'm screamin'
The whole day through
Green baby, With my teleprompter.
I've no clue!
I'll tax you and remove your freedom,
That's what I do
Green baby I'll just spend more green 'uns,
Green for me but not for you.

Green (sha-da-da-da) Green (sha-da-da-da) Baby
(sha-da-da-da)(sha-da-da-da)
Green (sha-da-da-da) Green (sha-da-da-da) Baby
(sha-da-da-da)(sha-da-da-da)
Green (sha-da-da-da) Green (sha-da-da-da) Baby
(sha-da-da-da)(sha-da-da-da)
I'm (sha-da-da-da) Wrong (sha-da-da-da)
But I'm Green!

Green baby UHC I'm screamin'
The whole day through
Green baby GM cars and my Czars,
Congress too!
Post-racial? Gates and Holder heard me!
Stupid-moves!
Green baby! I'll just spend more green 'uns,
Soylent Green may soon come true.

Aww, sweet green baby (green baby ah-huh-huh)
Yeah-eh-ah, sweet green baby (green baby ah-huh-huh)
Sweet Green Baby! (green baby ah-huh-huh)
I'm wrong but I'm Green!

Sweet Green baby (green baby ah-huh-huh)
(repeats & fades)

Monday, November 2, 2009

Yankee Doodle for THURSDAY 5 NOVEMBER

To the TUNE OF YANKEE DOODLE!
A Paddy Whack©

Our Tea Party came to Congress
Will you even listen?
No Health Care or Cap & Trade
Or your seat you’ll be missin’

Stand Together, Yes we will!
Standing for our Nation
Stand Together, Yes we will
Return to our Foundation!

Our Tea Party came to Congress
And you say we’re phony
But we’re here to kill the bill
And stop you printing Money

Stand Together, Yes we will!
Standing for our Nation!
Stand Together, Yes we will
Return to our Foundation!

We are angry are you deaf?
We don’t want Socialism!
Stop the spending, end the Debt
We don’t want Communism!

Stand Together! Yes we will!
Standing for our Nation!
Stand Together, Yes we will!
Return to our Foundation

We are here in Washington
Please read our Constitution!
Can you hear us now? You fools?
Our voices are in millions!

Stand Together! Yes we will!
Standing for our Nation!
Stand Together, Yes we will
Return to our Foundation!

We believe in Liberty
We love our Constitution!
We will protect our land so Free
This is Our Revolution!

Chorus!

The Death of the GOP

Gordon Lightfoot’s ‘Edmund Fitzgerald’
Wreck of the G.O.P.
A Paddy Whack©

A legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of a ship once called the Grand Old Party
No conservatives led, in fact we think it’s dead
Now the skies of November are gloomy

It started to wane when they chose John McCain
His conservative claims are all empty
His amnesty fight will not make it all right
When the polls of November came early

Ron Reagan showed pride in the American side
And the G.O.P. brand was so pleasin’
With military pride and respect far and wide
Grand Old Party was now in its season

But what did they do when they bested the blue?
When they had both the House and the Senate?
They squandered our dough and they failed to oppose
Every Democrat’s awful agenda.

Dubya failed when no Vetos he penned
The agenda of growth was in season
Instead of a stand he just jumped to the band
And the G.O.P. lost rhyme and reason

McCain dipped his quill into the Feingold bill
Good intentions have led us to ruin
Instead of free speech no incumbents we’ll breach
And the MSM now leads the shoe-in

ACORN came to play with the Unions we say
In the Twenty-Third New York campaignin'
But GOP pride and Newt Gingrich decide
Scozzafava had liberal trainin'

And when she withdrew, Did she not turn the screw
By endorsing her liberal opponent?
Conservatives know they both side with B.O.
Socialism's their common component!

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of a ship once called the Grand Old Party
It abandoned its base and will now lose the race
Now the gales of November came early.