Sunday, August 30, 2009

They Call Him Bumbling Barry

Original theme song from Blazing Saddles, Frankie Laine and Mel Brooks

A Paddy Whack©
They Call Him Bumbling Barry

They call him Bumbling Barry
No More a Shining star
Without his teleprompter
He'll need a language Czar!
He promised Hope and he promised Change
He read every word from the glass!
But now his teleprompter has bit the dust at last.

When BailOuts fail the test,
And fear fills the land
With Cap & Trade, and more Foreign Aid,
Now Health Care is his plan
We don't need a Czar or a state run Car,
Big Brother is not what we need!
But now one and all we'll descend on the mall
We'll March 'cause we're TEA'd,
Yes March! We're all TEA'd

We call him Bumbling Barry,
No more a shining star!
Corrupt Administration
Has put us where we are.
With BailOuts here, and more BailOuts there
He turned our Might to Foul Play
But no more Bumbling Barry!
It's Independence Day!

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

A Remix of Short People

In honor of the Obamacare nightmare being considered in Congress.
Randy Newman's Short People

A Paddy Whack©
Old People

Old People got no reason,
Old People got no reason
Old people got no reason to live
They might need a hip
Or a Kidney too
They need to give up
Take the pill that's blue
They got aging hearts
And dentures for their teeth
Need a walker too
Just to stand up on their feet
Well, I don't want no old people
Don't want no old people
Don't want no old people 'round here.

Old people are not the same
As you and I (Why don't they just die?)
All men are brothers until it's time to die
(It's an Obama world)

Sick people got no lobby
Sick people got no lobby
Sick people got no lobby in Gov
They get waiting lines
And rationed care
There's a max amount
With Obamacare
He's got a health czar
That should help you sleep
Til that pesky life support goes
Beep Beep Beep
We say keep your grubby hands
Off of my health chart
But it doesn't matter now that you're an old fart
Well, don't want no old people
Don't want no old People
Don't want no old people 'round here.

We're Wee-Wee'd UP!

We’re Wee-Wee’d Up
(based on The Jeffersons Theme Song "We’re Movin’ on Up")
A Paddy Whack©

We’re wee-wee’d up!
On the Tea’d side!
On to D.C.! A march he can’t deny!
Wee-wee’d up!
On the Tea’d side
We finally said, No Piece of MY Pie!

Wagyu beef in the Kitchen
Date-night flights with Michelle
Took a whole lotta lyin’
But now he’s up on the Hill
Now he’s there with the big leagues,
Rubbin’ our nose in that!
As long as we live, it’s Liberty baby,
There ain’t nothin’ wrong with that!

We’re wee-wee’d up!
On the Tea’d side!
On to D.C.! A march he can’t deny!
Wee-wee’d up!
On the Tea’d side
We finally said, no piece of my pie!