Tuesday, January 26, 2010

It's Not About Me!

Ever notice how often Obama says, "It's not about me..." Inspired by David Limbaugh's column today on Townhall.com

I Gotta Be Me (Sammy Davis, Jr)

It's Not About Me (as sung by Barack Obama)
A Paddy Whack©

Whether I’m right or whether I’m wrong
Whether I find a place in your heart
My message is strong
It’s not about me, It’s not about me
What else do you see now I’m the one?

No matter the polls, I know I’ll survive
And I won’t take any blame for the fall
I’ll keep Health care alive
It’s not about me, It’s not about me
The schemes that you see make me what I am

That sweet Nobel Prize, A world at my feet
They’re waiting on me, and I have it all!
You all settle down! Just settle for less!
Remember that Hope and Change will be my curtain call!

I’ll do it alone, you all must trust me
It won’t be done like the things in the past
No more “Land of the Free”
It’s not about me, It’s not about me
All blame I’ll deny, Obama’s your guy
It’s not about me! (repeats)

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Forty-One, Forty-One

So much for the 60 vote super-majority in the Senate. Now we have 41 to slow them down. A year ago, would you have taken a bet that Kennedy's seat (the People's seat!) would go to a Republican? Interesting times!
New York, New York by Frank Sinatra

Forty-One, Forty-One
A Paddy Whack©

Scott Brown’s in the news
They’re reeling today!
He has the people’s seat to fill
For us! Forty-one!

That Kennedy chair
Belongs now to us
He’ll step right in the thick of it
For us! Forty-one!

I saw we 'Woke Up' in a bastion
Of Liberal votes!
To find him riding his truck-Oh!
Feeling his oats!!

My Teddy-town blues
Are melting away
Gonna make a brand new start of it
He’s Forty-one!
If we can win it there!
We’ll make it anywhere!
It’s up to you! Scott Brown
Forty-One!!!

Forty-One!!! Forty-One!

We want to wake up that old city
That’s filled with crooks!
To take on kings of the Hill
Cooking the Books
Seats can’t be bought!
Just stop the deals!

My Washington Blues
Are melting away
We’re gonna make a brand new start of it
With Forty-One!
If we can stop it there
We’ll save our dreams I swear!
Come on, come Through! Scott Brown!
Forty-One!
Forty-One!!!!

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Blame it on the Cosa Nostra

Original song: Blame it on the Bossa Nova
(Barry Mann and Cynthia Weil)

Blame it on the Cosa Nostra
A Paddy Whack©

Barry took a chance, on an alibi
Standin’ on his own Bush to crucify
He began his reign, blamin’ Bush and Rove
And soon I knew he’d never let it go

Blame it on the cosa nostra Barry’s magic spell
Blame it on the cosa nostra that he weaves so well
Oh, It all began with chants of hope and change
But USA he plans to rearrange
Blame it on the cosa nostra
Barry’s plan for Gov

(Now was it a goon?)
No, no, the cosa nostra
(Or a velvet glove?)
Oh no, the cosa nostra
(Laws in the back room?)
Yeah, yeah, the cosa nostra
(His plan for Gov)

[instrumental organ]

Now I’m glad to say Barry’s on the wane
And the USA’s gonna rise again!
And when our kids ask how it came about
I’m gonna say to them without a doubt

Blame it on the cosa nostra Barry tipped his hand
Blame it on the cosa nostra woke a sleeping land
Oh It all began with chants of hope and change
And planning USA to rearrange
Blame it on the cosa nostra
Barry’s plan for Gov

(Now was it a goon?)
No, no, the cosa nostra
(Or a velvet glove?)
Oh no, the cosa nostra
(Laws in the back room?)
Yeah, yeah, the cosa nostra
(His plan for Gov)

[repeats and fades]

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

MUST WATCH! Hooooo RAH!!!!!

http://vimeo.com/8726386

You Gotta Have Hoax!

From Damn Yankees! Original by Eddie Fisher
You Gotta Have Hoax
A Paddy Whack©

[spoken]
See, boys, that’s what I’m talking about! Obamacare is only one half the agenda, the other half is Climate Change…But it’s all the same!

[sing]
You’ve gotta have….Hoax! All you really need is Hoax!
When the right is sayin’ it’s all a lie
That’s when we deny it folks!
You gotta be smart! Just aim right for people’s heart!
Nuthin’s half as bad as we make it seem,
But our crisis scheme is smart!
When they say the climate study’s
Filled with fraud and lies galore
Don’t you worry ‘bout it buddies
We can blame it on Al Gore
(At Copenhagen, Hopenhagen)
You’ve gotta have Hoax!
Miles and miles and miles of Hoax!
Sure we’d kind of like to add some more tax
But who cares the facts are just a joke?
First you gotta have Hoax!

Global warming, we haven’t got!

Polarbears dying, we haven’t got!

A health care crisis? We haven’t got!

What have we got?

We got Hoax!
Soon we’ll tax their breathing folks!
When the pundits say that it’s a big scam
We don’t give a damn, no joke!
We’ve got lies
We can spin ‘til they comply
Not a solitary dime do we yield
‘cause this is our field of lies.

We’re so happy that we’re hummin’

MMMM MMMM MMMM

Just like school kids for Barack

Hmm Hmmm Hmmm

‘Cause we know that change is comin’

Hoo Hoo Hoo

Freedom’s life is on the clock

Boo Hoo Hoo.

We’ve got Hoax! Miles and Miles and Miles of Hoax!
Sure we’d kind of like to add some more tax
But who cares the facts are just a joke?

So let’s just keep on lyin’

Why should we not?

We control the message….

….and the nation’s shot

And to add to it:
We’ve got HOAX! We’ve Got HOAX! We’ve Got HOAX!