Friday, May 21, 2010

McNamara's Band


From my book: a Parody of McNamara's Band made famous by Bing Crosby, with a few modifications.

His Names' Barack Obama
a Paddy Whack©

His name's Barack Obama, and he thinks he's something grand
Although he's now the President he came from Lincoln Land
He uses teleprompters and with them he sounds a treat
But when he stumbles off the cuff, he chews on his two feet.

Oh he speaks of change, freedom he'll exchange
and our nation he'll kill with TAX
Pelosi, Reid, they sing his tune, while Barry crowds attracts
And then when he guarantees oodles of loot
that Obamacare demands
A debt to all Americans is the Obama Plan

Right now he's still rehearsin' for some very tough campaigns
A Liberal celebration, the Progressives call for change
When he campaigns for others it is such a sight to see!
They Say, "I never thought Obama'd lose this race for me!"

Oh, he speaks of change, Freedom he'll exchange
And our nation he'll kill with TAX
Pelosi, Reid, they sing his tune, while Barry crowds attracts
And then when he guarantees oodles of loot
that Obamacare demands
A debt to all Americans is the Obama Plan.

Oh remember Jeremiah, it's from Trinity he came
He rants and raves, Obama gave him up to his great shame
And everyone from Rezko to Bill Ayers and Dorhn are crooks
Obama's friends, and in the end, it's him that cooks the books

Oh he says he'll save the planet and with Gore he wears the green
Now Cap and Trade is tailor made for deficits obscene
And then when our energy goes through the roof
We'll blame those bureaucrats!
But, by Jiminy I don't want to be his proletariat!

Oh, he speaks of change, Freedom he'll exchange
And our nation he'll kill with TAX
Pelosi, Reid, they sing his tune, while Barry crowds attracts
And then when he guarantees oodles of loot
that Obamacare demands
A debt to all Americans is the Obama Plan.



Thursday, May 20, 2010

Defeat Goes On


Poster courtesy of Juana Moreau!

Sonny & Cher's The Beat Goes On

Defeat Goes On!
A Paddy Whack©

Chorus:
Defeat goes on,
Defeat goes on
Voters sent incumbents down the drain
La de da de de, la de da de da

Pennsylvania heard the rage, uh huh
History has turned the page, uh huh
Coakley, Deeds, are not the thing, uh huh
Specter, Corzine, no more kings, uh uh

Chorus

The voters now are super smart, uh huh
Revolution's got its start, uh huh
The 'angry mob' is marching as to war
Politically the TEA folks say "No More!"

Chorus

Protests, campaign chests, you get the gist
TEA support for Marco and dumping Crist
The liars keep talking faster all the time
Obama says "hey buddy, lyin' ain't a crime"

And Defeat goes on!
Defeat goes on!
Voters sent incumbents down the drain
la de da de de, la de da de da

Thursday, May 6, 2010

How Much is that Doggie in the Window?



Ann Coulter's article today painted a great picture of Obama's lap-dog posture with regard to Islamists and other foreign leaders who are not our friends.

It inspired this parody. Thanks Ann.

Patti Page's How Much is that Doggie in the Window?

Now, Who Put Obama in the White House?
A Paddy Whack©

Now, who put Obama in the White House? [arf, arf]
The One Rush says he wants to fail?
Now, who put Obama in the White House? [arf, arf]
I do hope Obama derails.

He just took a trip to California
He dropped by the Delta as well
If he had been Bush they would be screamin'
That oil spill is beyond the pale

Now, who put Obama in the White House? [arf arf]
The One Rush says he wants to fail
Now who put Obama in the White House? [arf, arf]
I do hope Obama derails.

I read in the paper 'bout Obama [cough, cough]
And how he said we are to blame
With redistribution his agenda
Our country will ne'er be the same.

I don't want Obama in the White House
I don't want apology tours
I don't want his bowing- it's disgraceful
And the cash that I earn is not Yours!

Now, who put Obama in the White House? [barf, barf]
The One Rush says he wants to fail
Now, who put Obama in the White House?
I do hope Obama derails.




Monday, May 3, 2010

Arizona

Arizona by Mark Lindsay

Arizona
A Paddy Whack©

They must have read the Constitution
They must have heard us say
Shoutin' that we need a sovereign border
Illegal entrance stay
They say they believe in Jefferson and Madison
And Laws with no trace of gray
And all they can do is laugh at her
Profile immigrants is underway!

Arizona, shake off Obama's rage
Arizona, have another look at the world, my myyy
Arizona, step up those alien raids
Arizona, close down that old highway

Mmmmmm Tip off the Feds
They're failing to protect the nation, Isn't that wild?
'cause legal they ain't
it's not 'race' just a little constraint!
Arizona, They scoff at what you do
Arizona, Shut down that old highway!

(Instrumental)

Follow their lead in California
Let Brewer guide the way
Take a strong stand on every border
It's time to have our say
We do all believe in doin' good and brotherhood
And opportunity's our way
But we want our immigrants to do it Legal
Don't you break our laws to stay ay ay

Arizona, shake off Obama's rage
Arizona, have another look at the world, my myyy
Arizona, step up those alien raids
Arizona, close down that old highway

Hey, Arizona, They scoff at what you do
Arizona, we are happy you took the stand, my myyy
Arizona, Shut down invasion blues
Arizona, Shut down that old highway, Go on, hey,
Arizona, shake off Obama's rage...(repeat and fade)