Friday, April 29, 2011

Parody of Superstition (Stevie Wonder)

From Page 249 of my book Mrs. Paddy's Political Parodies, A Songbook for the New Revolution. From Stevie Wonder's song: Superstition

Now It's a Recession!
A Paddy Whack

(Cue Drums and Funky music!)
Now it's a Recession! This guy's off the wall
Says it's a Depression! Stimulus for all
Trillion dollar Bail-out! broke the middle class
Sixty years of Bad Debt, the good things all are past

When you believed in Hope, what you don't understand
We all Suffer!
Obamanation ain't the Way.

Isn't he audacious? Watch his bait and switch
Don't you see the problem? Bail-outs are a bitch
This is like a bad dream, What he does is wrong
He don't wanna save us, But we must stand strong!

When you believed B.O. what you don't understand
Is we'll suffer!
Obamanation ain't the Way, yeh yeh

Barry's Great Depression, nothin' more to say
Liberty's Regression, devil's here to stay
Trillion Dollar Bail-Out! Broke the middle class!
Sixty years of Bad Debt, Good things all are past!

When you believed those things, and gave him command
Now we'll suffer!
Obamanation ain't the Way. No No No

Friday, April 22, 2011

Before He Cheats (Parody)

Carrie Underwood's 'Before He Cheats' Original Songwriters: Tompkins, Chris; Kear, Josh;

A Paddy Whack©
We Won't Retreat!

Right now we're planning Tea Parties
With a Gadsden Flag
And we're feeling Patriotic
Right now they're probably chugging down
A little KoolAid drink 'cause the Libs are psychotic.
Right now Obama's right beside 'em with a cool trick,
Showin' off but he's a big Dumbo...

And don't he know!?

He shoved my Freedom to the Side
Took a shredder to my Constitution, Right!
Brought G.M. into his balance sheet!
He brought Chicagoland thuggers to our Empire
Stashed it full of raging liars
But maybe next time he'll blink! We won't retreat!

Right now, they're probably up thinking some
Slap-Dash version to deny he's raising taxes
Right now, he's probably saying, "I won."
And we're all thinking that we need to grind our axes.
Right now, he's probably adding on 3 trillion
Worth! But that Debt's a No Go!
Oh and he don't know!?

He shoved my Freedom to the Side
Took a shredder to my Constitution, Right!
Brought G.M. into his balance sheet!
He brought Chicagoland thuggers to our Empire
Stashed it full of raging liars
But maybe next time he'll blink! We won't retreat!

We might just save a little freedom for the rest, Girl!
'Cause the next one that retreats
Oh, you know it won't be me!
No, not me!

'Cause he shoved my Freedom to the Side
Took a shredder to my Constitution, Right!
Brought G.M. into his balance sheet!
He brought Chicagoland thuggers to our Empire
Stashed it full of raging liars
But maybe next time he'll blink! We won't retreat!
Oh maybe next time he'll blink!
We won't retreat!
Oh, we won't retreat...
Oh oh oh...

Otis Reddings' Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay

Otis Redding's "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay"

A Paddy Whack©
Giving to Barack all my Pay

Giving in the morning sun
I'll be giving when the evening comes
Watching the chips roll in
And then watch 'em roll away again

[Refrain]
Giving to Barack all my Pay
Watching his lies every day
I'm just giving to Barack all my Pay
Wasting dimes.

I lost my home in Georgia
Can't afford the 'Frisco Bay
'Cause I got nothin' to live on
Look like freedom's gonna pass away

So I'm just...
Giving to Barack all my Pay
Watch as he lies every day
I'm just giving to Barack all my Pay
Wasting dimes

Look like nothing's gonna save me
Everyone still embraces change
Why we do what bad people tell us to do?
Can't we tell 'em to keep the change?

Listen here lessons have shown
That His Holiness won't leave us alone
Two Thousand years and some
Just to make Barack the One?

Now, I'm just
Giving to Barack all my Pay
Watching his lies every day
I'm just giving to Barack all my Pay
Wasting dimes