Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Mr. Snitch

Mr. Snitch
(based on You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch)

You're a mean one, Mr. Snitch
You really aren't for real!
You're as sneaky as a ferret
Over-reaching your appeal
Mr. Snitch!
You're so bad Obama!
Failure is a done deal!

You're so slimy, Mr. Snitch!
Who reports to you the dope?
To secure your next election
You seek info on your foes
Mr. Snitch!
I wouldn't help you
For a big barrel filled up with gold!

You're a Marxist, Mr. Snitch
Looking for the master race!
You have all the power of office
With a 'football' in a case
Mr. Snitch!
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the football! Just in case!

You're not truthful, Mr. Snitch!
You attract the scum and flies!
You are quick to scare the Seniors
Social programs in demise
Mr. Snitch!
The three words that best describe you
are as follows, and I quote:
Liar, Lying, Lies

You're a stinker, Mr. Snitch!
You're a stuttering, utter bore!
For without your teleprompter
All the citizens would snore!
Mr. Snitch!
Your programs are an appalling mish-mash,
Overflowing with the most inept bloated bureacracy imaginable,
Strangling the economy and speeding to a big crash!

You're a sly one, Mr. Snitch!
You have darkness in your soul.
When you speak you sound so folksy
Staring daggers down your nose
Mr. Snitch!
You're an arrogant, Marxist, hater of anything American,
And it's time you should Go!