We Need a Little Litmas

From MAME: We Need a Little Christmas

We Need a Little Litmus!
From my Book, page 291 * with updates

©Mrs. Paddy

Why is it Folly?
To ask Obama for his Birth Certificate?
It might be shocking
To find we've chosen someone who is not legit now!
For we need a little Litmus
Right this very minute
Give it to the SCOTUS
Media will spin it
And we need a little Litmus
Right this very minute
It hasn't hung a single jury
But, Barry, Dear, we're in a hurry

So, Climb off your High Horse
Provide a document that satisfies our law
If I'm a fruitcake
I will not mind so long as you have gravitas now
For I've grown a little Doubtful
Grown a little Older

Grown a little Sadder
Madder than a Hatter!
And we need a little shaker
Underneath his ladder
We need a little Litmus now.

Haul out Alinsky
Bring out the longest string of lies I've ever seen
And look at ACORN
It seems Obama wants to move away from them now
For we need a little Litmus
Right this very minute
When and what did he know
Don't you see he'll spin it?
And we need a little Litmus
Right this very minute
It hasn't hung a single jury
But, Barry, Dear, we're in a hurry

So Climb off your High Horse
Provide an explanation that is credible
If I'm a fruitcake
I will not mind as long as you have gravitas now
For we need a little Litmus
Need a little candor
Need a little honest
Man, that's what we're after
And we need a little sunshine
On this presidential crafter
We need a little Litmus Now!