Little Drummer Boy

Little Dumber Boy
A Paddy Whack©

Come they told me, Obama is dumb!
He's not our king, you see, Obama is dumb!
He likes those climate folks, Obama is dumb
Flies off to join the hoax, Obama is dumb,
Boy is he dumb, dumb de dumb dumb!

Why'd we vote for him? Obama is dumb
Dumb de dumb dumb.

Copenhagen, Obama is dumb!
Will make us poorer too, Obama is dumb!
They push this phony thing, Obama is dumb!
More lies to pull our strings, Obama is dumb,
Boy is he dumb, dumb de dumb dumb!

Shall we pray for you: Obama is dumb.
Boy is he dumb.

Al Gore plotted, And boy is he dumb
Our Congress fell in line, Our Congress is Dumb!
They played us for a fool, and boy were we dumb!
Consensus was their tool, But that is so dumb,
Totally Dumb, Dumb de dumb dumb

Can't we stop this fraud? Obama is dumb
Boy is he dumb

Soon we'll be done
Dumb de dumb done!

Coke Says 'Hopenhagen'

I understand that Coke is signing on to the the Copenhagen meeting to try to push the global envrironmental agenda that will be discussed. The treaty that has been in the news would effectively hand over our sovereignty and place our future in the hands of the UN. I have re-written a parody from my book. This is based on Wonderful Copenhagen, from Hans Christian Anderson.

Wonderful Hopenhagen
A Paddy Whack©

Wonderful, blunderful, Hopenhagen
Obama’s mantra we sound
'neath this global scare
Sovereignty's not there
Let us think! He’ll bring us down

To blunderful, dunderful, Hopenhagen
Coke floats a message to me.
Once he's there, I say,
Will we rue the day?
He's in Copenhagen
Saying he'll sign on to hopenhagen for me!

I swear I’m not antiblack
But he’s not a brainiac
Though he’s artful, and charm's his forte
And there they stand, Al Gore and he
With a message to harm and obey

Blunderful, dunderful, Hopenhagen

[musical interlude as we picture Al Gore and Obama waltzing]

Wonderful, blunderful, Hopenhagen
Barry can only expound
See his resume
Nothing’s there you say?
Let us think! This man’s a clown!

For Blunderful, Dunderful, Hopenhagen’s
Changin’ the land of the free
Once a treaty's met
We'll not soon forget
He sought hopenhagen
Blunderful, dunderful, hopenchangin' from he!