Showing posts with label Al Gore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Al Gore. Show all posts

Monday, March 1, 2010

Green, Green, Baby

Al Gore, Obama, Money....they're all "Green!"

Roy Orbison's "Dream Baby"

Green, Green, Baby
A Paddy Whack©

Green, Green baby
Green, Green baby
Green, Green Baby
I'm wrong but I'm green.

Green baby, Cap and Trade I'm screamin' the whole day through
Green baby, With my teleprompter. I've no clue!
I'll tax you and remove your freedom, that's what I do
Green baby I'll just spend more green 'uns, Green for me but not for you.

Green (sha-da-da-da) Green (sha-da-da-da) baby (sha-da-da-da)(sha-da-da-da)
Green (sha-da-da-da) Green (sha-da-da-da) baby (sha-da-da-da)(sha-da-da-da)
Green (sha-da-da-da) Green (sha-da-da-da) baby (sha-da-da-da)(sha-da-da-da)
I'm (sha-da-da-da) Wrong (sha-da-da-da) But I'm Green!

Green baby UHC I'm screamin' the whole day through
Green baby GM cars and my Czars, Congress too!
Al Gore Lies! Climategate is busted! Stupid-move!
Green baby! I'll just spend more green 'uns, Soylent Green may soon come true.

Aww, sweet green baby (green baby ah-huh-huh)
Yeah-eh-ah, sweet green baby (green baby ah-huh-huh)
Sweet Green Baby! (green baby ah-huh-huh)
I'm wrong but I'm Green!
Sweet Green baby (green baby ah-huh-huh) (repeats & fades)

Monday, November 30, 2009

Little Drummer Boy

Little Dumber Boy
A Paddy Whack©

Come they told me, Obama is dumb!
He's not our king, you see, Obama is dumb!
He likes those climate folks, Obama is dumb
Flies off to join the hoax, Obama is dumb,
Boy is he dumb, dumb de dumb dumb!

Why'd we vote for him? Obama is dumb
Dumb de dumb dumb.

Copenhagen, Obama is dumb!
Will make us poorer too, Obama is dumb!
They push this phony thing, Obama is dumb!
More lies to pull our strings, Obama is dumb,
Boy is he dumb, dumb de dumb dumb!

Shall we pray for you: Obama is dumb.
Boy is he dumb.

Al Gore plotted, And boy is he dumb
Our Congress fell in line, Our Congress is Dumb!
They played us for a fool, and boy were we dumb!
Consensus was their tool, But that is so dumb,
Totally Dumb, Dumb de dumb dumb

Can't we stop this fraud? Obama is dumb
Boy is he dumb

Soon we'll be done
Dumb de dumb done!




Friday, November 27, 2009

Coke Says 'Hopenhagen'

I understand that Coke is signing on to the the Copenhagen meeting to try to push the global envrironmental agenda that will be discussed. The treaty that has been in the news would effectively hand over our sovereignty and place our future in the hands of the UN. I have re-written a parody from my book. This is based on Wonderful Copenhagen, from Hans Christian Anderson.

Wonderful Hopenhagen
A Paddy Whack©

Wonderful, blunderful, Hopenhagen
Obama’s mantra we sound
'neath this global scare
Sovereignty's not there
Let us think! He’ll bring us down

To blunderful, dunderful, Hopenhagen
Coke floats a message to me.
Once he's there, I say,
Will we rue the day?
He's in Copenhagen
Saying he'll sign on to hopenhagen for me!

I swear I’m not antiblack
But he’s not a brainiac
Though he’s artful, and charm's his forte
And there they stand, Al Gore and he
With a message to harm and obey

Blunderful, dunderful, Hopenhagen

[musical interlude as we picture Al Gore and Obama waltzing]

Wonderful, blunderful, Hopenhagen
Barry can only expound
See his resume
Nothing’s there you say?
Let us think! This man’s a clown!

For Blunderful, Dunderful, Hopenhagen’s
Changin’ the land of the free
Once a treaty's met
We'll not soon forget
He sought hopenhagen
Blunderful, dunderful, hopenchangin' from he!

Saturday, November 21, 2009

What are we Buying?

I just got this on my Florida Power and Light email:
"Did you know...
The largest solar photovoltaic power plant in the nation is right here in Florida? Our DeSoto Next Generation Solar Energy Center uses more than 90,000 PV panels to turn the sun's rays into electricity to power more than 3,000 homes. President Barack Obama helped commission the plant last month. This new solar array will avoid 575,000 tons of greenhouse gas emissions."

[575,000 tons sounds like a lot, but is it? Our atmosphere is 5 million billion tons, to which 575,000 tons is a mere pittance.]

So, If my math serves me, we have 90,000 PV panels to power 3,000 homes. That translates to 30 PVs per home. As stated in a USA Today article, Florida has more days where between 20% and 70% of the sun is blocked by clouds than anywhere else in the United States.

[What is the actual 'footprint' of this plant? 180 acres of panels to power 3000 homes. That translates to just under 20 homes powered per acre of land.]

"At a cost of $152 million for 25 megawatts of energy daily, the De Soto solar plant is pricey compared with natural gas or coal-fired power plants, and Florida’s energy regulation system does not ensure utilities will be compensated for that extra cost.

In 2008, the Legislature, at Gov. Charlie Crist’s urging, paved the way for Florida Power & Light to charge a small, one-time rate increase of about 31 cents per month for the average customer to build three solar test sites totaling 110 megawatts of energy — about one half of one percent of the total energy FPL produces.

Together, the three solar plants cost an estimated $700 million. The clean energy they will produce is the equivalent of taking 25,000 cars off the road."
(from: http://www.heatison.org/index.php/content/news_item/florida_opens_hemispheres_largest_solar_plant_asks_for_help_from_legislatur/)
So, this is even more expensive than Cash for Clunkers. $700 million to produce one HALF of ONE PERCENT of Florida's energy, to remove the equivalent of 25,000 cars from the road, all in the name of environmental concerns. How does this make any fiscal sense? That's $28,000 per car removed, for what puny reduction in 'greenhouse' gas?

This is madness, and it is just the tip of the iceberg once Cap & Trade is pushed through.

Has anybody done a study to find out what is the difference between a society that uses our clean-coal, natural gas , hydroelectric and nuclear plants for energy and their impact on our air quality and say... Candles, Wood and/or Dung Fires to cook and keep warm?

There are five other states in the union that have less cloud cover and more actual sunlight available to harvest than Florida. Oh...and the idea that they should build them first and then figure out how to pay for them later is pretty typical. Thanks, Crist! The legislature causes a problem and then they have to legislate rules and regulations to justify it after the fact.

Incidentally, the website from which I drew the above quote had a featured video clip with Van Jones on it. I didn't watch. I know his agenda. It is the same as all those who swallow the great Ponzi Scheme perpetrated by Al Gore et al. They only give you the 'benefits' and none of the dollars and sense [sic] that weigh the true impact of these plans. In short, if you do the research, it is tremendously expensive for practically zero impact on our planet. Madness.

I recommend: The Skeptical Environmentalist by Bjorn Lomborg

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Green Baby!

Roy Orbison's "Dream Baby"

Green, Green, Baby
A Paddy Whack©

Green, Green baby
Green, Green baby
Green, Green Baby
I'm wrong but I'm green.

Green baby, Cap and Trade I'm screamin'
The whole day through
Green baby, With my teleprompter.
I've no clue!
I'll tax you and remove your freedom,
That's what I do
Green baby I'll just spend more green 'uns,
Green for me but not for you.

Green (sha-da-da-da) Green (sha-da-da-da) Baby
(sha-da-da-da)(sha-da-da-da)
Green (sha-da-da-da) Green (sha-da-da-da) Baby
(sha-da-da-da)(sha-da-da-da)
Green (sha-da-da-da) Green (sha-da-da-da) Baby
(sha-da-da-da)(sha-da-da-da)
I'm (sha-da-da-da) Wrong (sha-da-da-da)
But I'm Green!

Green baby UHC I'm screamin'
The whole day through
Green baby GM cars and my Czars,
Congress too!
Post-racial? Gates and Holder heard me!
Stupid-moves!
Green baby! I'll just spend more green 'uns,
Soylent Green may soon come true.

Aww, sweet green baby (green baby ah-huh-huh)
Yeah-eh-ah, sweet green baby (green baby ah-huh-huh)
Sweet Green Baby! (green baby ah-huh-huh)
I'm wrong but I'm Green!

Sweet Green baby (green baby ah-huh-huh)
(repeats & fades)