From the Christmas Song: It's Beginning to Look a lot like Christmas by Meridith Wilson

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Taxes
A Paddy Whack©

It's beginning to look a lot like Taxes
Don't ya care B.O.?
Take a look at that Cap & Trade
Bail-outs Galore you've made
And now G.M. is bankrupt, don't ya know?

It's beginning to look a lot like Taxes
Soon the yells will start!
And the thing 'Hello, Ding-a-ling!"
Is Obama's not our KING!
He's a Bonaparte!

(Bridge)
A bunch of Obama Czars redesigning our cars
Is the plan of Barry Hussein
Soon all the banks will be right in the tank
FDR is riding again!
And ABC is in the White House, Don't they feel ashamed?

It's beginning to look a lot like Taxes
Jobs are on the wane
Take a look at our closing plants, unions his sycophants
Where is that promise of some hope and change?

It's beginning to look at lot like Taxes
Soon the Wails will start
And the wailing that B.O. Brings, is the tyranny of kings
And that is not Smart!

(Repeat Bridge)
With Teleprompters in tow we all laugh at B.O.
And his gaffs are legend indeed!
Swatting at flies and his penchant for lies
All backed up by Nancy and Reid
And now our health care is the 'crisis' made for over-reach

It's beginning to look a lot like Taxes
Soon Gulags will rise
And whenever you hear 'hate crime' you can bet dollar to dime
Freedom's in demise!

Freedom's in demise!

When we are Stuck with Obamacare

Here is a remix of the Beatles' "When I'm 64"

When we are Stuck with Obamacare

A Paddy Whack ©

When we're all stuck with Obamacare
Not too long from now
Will you still be handling your family's health
Choose your doctor, keeping your wealth?
If you will find you need surgery
Will the wait be more?
Will it be better, for all us debtors
When we're Sixty-four?

OOOOO

You'll be hurting too...
And if we let them win
I'd prefer the flu!

Will we be healthy, what will we eat?
When they hold your plan?
Makes you wonder who is gonna pay those bills
Won't Big Pharma ration your pills?
If we could take a practical stand
And reduce our risk
No more illegals, Nor Hillary Sequels!
Let's just call it quits!

I can still remember when our health care was a private choice,

And we paid the bills
Then those law suits grew
Red tape and Lawyers too
Now it's sue, sue, sue!

Why should we pool our money and share?
What's your freedom worth?
Bankruptcy is not the way to spread the wealth
Poverty is worse for your health
When we're tied up in tangled red tape
Filling out more forms
Will you have choices? Will you have voices?
With health care reform?

I Will Not Vote for Another RINO

From the classic country song by Tennessee Ernie Ford, "Sixteen Tons"

Sixteen Tons of Pork!*
A Paddy Whack©

We sent you all to Congress in the hope you would shine
You got there to Washington but didn't toe the line
We need you to keep our sovereignty
No more violence to our liberty

(Chorus)
You load pork on top of every last bill
If you don't get the picture then my vote you ne'er will
Campaigners don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I will not vote for another RINO

Well, if you can't spend responsibly then step aside
Your RINO ways we cannot abide
Tax and spend, your conscience weak
Reform today or you'll lose your seat.

(Chorus)
You load pork on top of every last bill
If you don't get the picture then my vote you ne'er will
Campaigners don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I will not vote for another RINO

Don't Want Cap & Trade and we Don't Want Healthcare
Those Socialist programs never go anywhere
We want tort reform, tax cuts for good
Won't you just do what you know you should?

(Chorus)
You load pork on top of every last bill
If you don't get the picture then my vote you ne'er will
Campaigners don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I will not vote for another RINO

If you want to stay in office then our voice you should hear
We don't want illegals to remain over here
We need the fence and to enforce the law
Ignoring that is the very last straw.

(Chorus)
You load pork on top of every last bill
If you don't get the picture then my vote you ne'er will
Campaigners don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I will not vote for another RINO

Don't ya tell me brother that our party is good
Conservative ways you've misunderstood
And as for that bullet train: Obamacare
We say No Way! Listen, Don't You Dare!

(Chorus)
You load pork on top of every last bill
If you don't get the picture then my vote you ne'er will
Campaigners don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I will not vote for another RINO

With November comin' better think some more
We sent you in to watch over the store
Come election day our wrath will rise
We're tellin' you now we've had our fill of your lies

(Chorus)
You load pork on top of every last bill
If you don't get the picture then my vote you ne'er will
Campaigners don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I will not vote for another RINO

*Original from my book, updated here.