Tuesday, January 5, 2010

You Gotta Have Hoax!

From Damn Yankees! Original by Eddie Fisher
You Gotta Have Hoax
A Paddy Whack©

[spoken]
See, boys, that’s what I’m talking about! Obamacare is only one half the agenda, the other half is Climate Change…But it’s all the same!

[sing]
You’ve gotta have….Hoax! All you really need is Hoax!
When the right is sayin’ it’s all a lie
That’s when we deny it folks!
You gotta be smart! Just aim right for people’s heart!
Nuthin’s half as bad as we make it seem,
But our crisis scheme is smart!
When they say the climate study’s
Filled with fraud and lies galore
Don’t you worry ‘bout it buddies
We can blame it on Al Gore
(At Copenhagen, Hopenhagen)
You’ve gotta have Hoax!
Miles and miles and miles of Hoax!
Sure we’d kind of like to add some more tax
But who cares the facts are just a joke?
First you gotta have Hoax!

Global warming, we haven’t got!

Polarbears dying, we haven’t got!

A health care crisis? We haven’t got!

What have we got?

We got Hoax!
Soon we’ll tax their breathing folks!
When the pundits say that it’s a big scam
We don’t give a damn, no joke!
We’ve got lies
We can spin ‘til they comply
Not a solitary dime do we yield
‘cause this is our field of lies.

We’re so happy that we’re hummin’

MMMM MMMM MMMM

Just like school kids for Barack

Hmm Hmmm Hmmm

‘Cause we know that change is comin’

Hoo Hoo Hoo

Freedom’s life is on the clock

Boo Hoo Hoo.

We’ve got Hoax! Miles and Miles and Miles of Hoax!
Sure we’d kind of like to add some more tax
But who cares the facts are just a joke?

So let’s just keep on lyin’

Why should we not?

We control the message….

….and the nation’s shot

And to add to it:
We’ve got HOAX! We’ve Got HOAX! We’ve Got HOAX!

1 comment:

  1. Gee thanks Paddy, I'll be humming this one All day.

    You gotta have Hoax........

    Good stuff!

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