Blue Hawaii (Blew Hawaii)

"Washington (CNN) -- President Barack Obama is considering at least a short delay to the start of his holiday vacation in Hawaii so he can try to work out a deal with congressional Republicans on the Bush tax cuts that expire December 31, CNN has learned.

Two senior administration officials tell CNN the White House has been getting signals that the lame duck session of Congress could drag on past December 18, when the president is scheduled to depart for Hawaii.

Obama has privately said he is willing to stay in Washington until Christmas Eve if necessary to finish the contentious debate over taxes, the officials said.

While administration officials do not expect that Obama will have to stay in town until Christmas Eve, which he did last year because of health care reform, they believe there could be a delay of at least a couple of days."

Blew Hawaii (Made famous by Elvis)
A Paddy Whack

Just for you, I blew Hawaii
Those mid-terms now are past
And Lame-Duck's chappin' my ass

Just for you, I blew Hawaii
Now it is my last chance
To nail things down.

Don't you see, they should all consider me
Why should we... delay our plans?

Just for you, I blew Hawaii
Just one more DREAM will do
And then I'll fly

to HI

it's true.

AMERICA

Original AMERICA Written by: neil diamond

AMERICA

a Paddy Whack

Far
We're not travelling far
TSA's wrong
I think I'll take the car

FREE
We no longer live free
All our liberties lost
Bye American Dream

In the fields and on the planes
It's coming to America
Losing what we fought to gain
It's coming to America

Home, now it seems so far away
No one traveling there today
It's the eye of the storm
It's the eye of the storm

Rome, once a new and shiny place
Of its grandeur not a trace
Coming here so be warned
Coming here so be warned

Everywhere around the world
They're laughing at America
Terror Lemmings of the world
They're laughing at America

Got a dream I'd like to share
We must preserve America
To fight the Left I pledge and swear
We must preserve America

We must preserve America
We must preserve America
We must preserve America
We must preserve America
Today, Today, today, today, today

My country's liberty
(today)
Now under tyranny
(today)
Of thee I sing
(today)
Let Freedom Ring!
(Today)

Bend At the Spine, If you Decline

Johnny Cash's I WALK THE LINE

Bend at the Spine, If you Decline!
A Paddy Whack

They keep a close watch on this airport line
They keep their eyes wide open all the time
And if you Opt Out TSA's guideline
Bend at the spine, if you decline.

Our Constitution makes this very clear
No search and seizure! Fourth Amendment here!
Who is the cause of all this strife and fear?
At the airline, freedom resign.

As sure as liquid's wet and files are sharp
No comfort food or tools, they must depart
Take off your shoes because they aren't so smart
Bend at the spine, if you decline.

If you are Arab, or wear a hijab
You are exempt, it's not the screener's job
Napolitano's orders are macabre
Bend at the spine, if you decline.

They keep a close watch on your private parts
And if you opt out frisk and search will start
Two hours to clear the line til you depart
Bend at the spine, if you decline.

Here we come a Wassailing - a parody

Here We Come A Borrowing
a Paddy Whack


Here we come a-borrowing
Because we are so 'green'
Here we come a squandering
The A-mer-i-can Dream.


Debt for all comes to you
Tax for all your children too
And we'll rob you, and send you
Where Rome has gone before
Vote us out or we will be back for more.


Here we come a-cowering
Free speech is in our sights
Here we come a-glowering
At the 'extremist' Right.


Debt for all comes to you
Tax for all your children too
And we'll rob you, and send you
Where Rome has gone before
Vote us out or we will be back for more.

Because of You

BECAUSE OF YOU

Original Artist: Tony Bennett
Billboard # 1 for 10 weeks in 1951-52
Original Words and Music by A. Hammerstein and D. Wilkinson
From the 1940 movie "I Was An American Spy"

BECAUSE OF ME

(As sung by Obama, Pelosi and Reid)
A Paddy Whack

Because of me our health care's in decline
Because of me there's a new party line
Because of me the dye is cast
Free land of Liberty is past
Those cars now, those czars now are mine.

You'll only live with the power I decree
No paradise now, No land of the free
Because of me the USA's in debt
And you can bet,
Because of me


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You'll only live with the power I decree
No paradise now, No land of the free
Because of me the USA's in debt
And you can bet,
Because of me

the Bonanza Theme

A Paddy Whack!

The Bonanza Theme

We count the days
Til we erase the phrase
Obama!
Now we can Hope
To overthrow this joke
Voting for Liberty

Voters high
Vengance nigh
Soon they'll lose their seat!
No more Lies
Freedom Flies
When they taste defeat!

Here we stand
At the crossroads for our grand
Old Nation!
If we don't
Send the message: No We Won't
We'll lose our Liberty

Don't hesitate
Marxists waiting at the gate
Remember!
Get out and vote
I am done with Barry's Hope
Preserve our Liberty!

For the One Nation March

From the Finale ONE A Chorus Line

[One Nation Marchers]

One March upon our nation
No more baby-step mistakes
One March for we Progressives
We'll do all that it takes
One March On Washington, We're here to see it through
You know Those TEA Party marches were just Doo-Doo

He walks into a room
And you know
He's uncommonly bright, healthy physique
His teleprompter will help him to speak
He walks into a room
and you know from his
Arrogant pose, mouth in a curl
He's the Duke of Hurl
Bowl-ing,
Can't, Help,
All of his qualities bemoan-ing.
Where is his charisma when he's a
Tax Money-laundering, socialist gambler?

One moment with Obama
And we're sure he'll pass the test
And we'll soon restrain the rest
No Guns! Son!

Ooooh! My! Communist intention
Do I really have to mention?
He's the One?!

[TEA Party]

One? What a silly notion
We've been marching all year long
One? such a big commotion
To bad they are all wrong!
One March and suddenly they think we'll all agree
One March and they think their coffee's as good as TEA!

One! Moment left for Congress
'Cause we think they failed the test.
Voting day will put to rest
EACH ONE
Son!

Oooh! Sigh! They have our attention
Do...I...really have to mention?
He's No 'One?'