He's so Shady

Well, I almost didn't do this, tired of hearing about Weiner, but now I hear that his resignation might only be 'exploratory!" had to do it. Thanks Lura!

Based on "She's A Lady" made famous by Tom Jones

Well he's all Dems ever want
He's a Congressman that flaunts his little weener
Well on Twitter or My Space
With No Style and no Grace, he's just a Weiner
He's so shady. Whoa whoa whoa, he's so shady
Talking about that Weiner-gate-y
And that Weiner just whines!
Well you knew just what he'd say
He got hacked the other day, somebody messing
Won't you leave the guy alone? He has nothing to atone! Now he's confessing.
He's so shady, Whoa whoa whoa. He's so Shady
Talkin' about the pictures made-he, and the Weiner just whines.
Well the Twitters didn't show us much, what was he abusing?
Tweeting to a bunch of girls, what the heck's he using?
What he's got's not hard to find, and I think he's a loser
Help him find the exit door and send him on his way...hey hey hey.
Well we know what he's about,
Even liberals want him out, and that's amazing
We've seen more in just one view
And he must know what to do, and that's no hazing
He's so shady! Whoa whoa whoa. He's so shady.
Talkin' about that Weiner-Gate-y, and the Weiner just whines.
Yeah yeah yeah He's so Shady
Listen to me baby, He's so Shady
Whoa whoa whoa, He's so Shady
And the Weiner just whines
Yeah yeah yeah He's so shady
Talkin about this Weiner-gate-y
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Whoa and the Weiner just whines
Yeah yeah He's so Shady
And the Weiner just whines.

Blue Hawaii (Blew Hawaii)

"Washington (CNN) -- President Barack Obama is considering at least a short delay to the start of his holiday vacation in Hawaii so he can try to work out a deal with congressional Republicans on the Bush tax cuts that expire December 31, CNN has learned.

Two senior administration officials tell CNN the White House has been getting signals that the lame duck session of Congress could drag on past December 18, when the president is scheduled to depart for Hawaii.

Obama has privately said he is willing to stay in Washington until Christmas Eve if necessary to finish the contentious debate over taxes, the officials said.

While administration officials do not expect that Obama will have to stay in town until Christmas Eve, which he did last year because of health care reform, they believe there could be a delay of at least a couple of days."

Blew Hawaii (Made famous by Elvis)
A Paddy Whack

Just for you, I blew Hawaii
Those mid-terms now are past
And Lame-Duck's chappin' my ass

Just for you, I blew Hawaii
Now it is my last chance
To nail things down.

Don't you see, they should all consider me
Why should we... delay our plans?

Just for you, I blew Hawaii
Just one more DREAM will do
And then I'll fly

to HI

it's true.

Graft!

Isaac Hayes' SHAFT
I know, it is mostly about the music on this one, but...

GRAFT!
A Paddy Whack©

Who's the black Commander in Chief
That looks like Congress; just a thief
GRAFT!
Ya damn right!

And where's he found
With influence peddlars all around?
GRAFT!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't drop out
No matter how the people shout?
GRAFT!
Fight on!

They say that GRAFT is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' about GRAFT!
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a Teleprompter fan
And no one understands him, but we're lookin'
Found GRAFT!