We Need a Little Litmas

From MAME: We Need a Little Christmas

We Need a Little Litmus!
From my Book, page 291 * with updates

©Mrs. Paddy

Why is it Folly?
To ask Obama for his Birth Certificate?
It might be shocking
To find we've chosen someone who is not legit now!
For we need a little Litmus
Right this very minute
Give it to the SCOTUS
Media will spin it
And we need a little Litmus
Right this very minute
It hasn't hung a single jury
But, Barry, Dear, we're in a hurry

So, Climb off your High Horse
Provide a document that satisfies our law
If I'm a fruitcake
I will not mind so long as you have gravitas now
For I've grown a little Doubtful
Grown a little Older

Grown a little Sadder
Madder than a Hatter!
And we need a little shaker
Underneath his ladder
We need a little Litmus now.

Haul out Alinsky
Bring out the longest string of lies I've ever seen
And look at ACORN
It seems Obama wants to move away from them now
For we need a little Litmus
Right this very minute
When and what did he know
Don't you see he'll spin it?
And we need a little Litmus
Right this very minute
It hasn't hung a single jury
But, Barry, Dear, we're in a hurry

So Climb off your High Horse
Provide an explanation that is credible
If I'm a fruitcake
I will not mind as long as you have gravitas now
For we need a little Litmus
Need a little candor
Need a little honest
Man, that's what we're after
And we need a little sunshine
On this presidential crafter
We need a little Litmus Now!

Orlando CAN YOU HEAR US NOW?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T7DzezHfb8

Original Parody by MRS. PADDY

Green Baby!

Roy Orbison's "Dream Baby"

Green, Green, Baby
A Paddy Whack©

Green, Green baby
Green, Green baby
Green, Green Baby
I'm wrong but I'm green.

Green baby, Cap and Trade I'm screamin'

The whole day through
Green baby, With my teleprompter.

I've no clue!
I'll tax you and remove your freedom,

That's what I do
Green baby I'll just spend more green 'uns,

Green for me but not for you.

Green (sha-da-da-da) Green (sha-da-da-da) Baby

(sha-da-da-da)(sha-da-da-da)
Green (sha-da-da-da) Green (sha-da-da-da) Baby

(sha-da-da-da)(sha-da-da-da)
Green (sha-da-da-da) Green (sha-da-da-da) Baby

(sha-da-da-da)(sha-da-da-da)
I'm (sha-da-da-da) Wrong (sha-da-da-da)

But I'm Green!

Green baby UHC I'm screamin'

The whole day through
Green baby GM cars and my Czars,

Congress too!
Post-racial? Gates and Holder heard me!

Stupid-moves!
Green baby! I'll just spend more green 'uns,

Soylent Green may soon come true.

Aww, sweet green baby (green baby ah-huh-huh)
Yeah-eh-ah, sweet green baby (green baby ah-huh-huh)
Sweet Green Baby! (green baby ah-huh-huh)
I'm wrong but I'm Green!

Sweet Green baby (green baby ah-huh-huh)

(repeats & fades)

Salute to Veterans: Only Love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=503kEXmLfP4

MAKE THEM HEAR YOU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TomUbnIofBg

Yankee Doodle for THURSDAY 5 NOVEMBER

To the TUNE OF YANKEE DOODLE!
A Paddy Whack©

Our Tea Party came to Congress
Will you even listen?
No Health Care or Cap & Trade
Or your seat you’ll be missin’

Stand Together, Yes we will!
Standing for our Nation
Stand Together, Yes we will
Return to our Foundation!

Our Tea Party came to Congress
And you say we’re phony
But we’re here to kill the bill
And stop you printing Money

Stand Together, Yes we will!
Standing for our Nation!
Stand Together, Yes we will
Return to our Foundation!

We are angry are you deaf?
We don’t want Socialism!
Stop the spending, end the Debt
We don’t want Communism!

Stand Together! Yes we will!
Standing for our Nation!
Stand Together, Yes we will!
Return to our Foundation

We are here in Washington
Please read our Constitution!
Can you hear us now? You fools?
Our voices are in millions!

Stand Together! Yes we will!
Standing for our Nation!
Stand Together, Yes we will
Return to our Foundation!

We believe in Liberty
We love our Constitution!
We will protect our land so Free
This is Our Revolution!

Chorus!

The Death of the GOP

Gordon Lightfoot’s ‘Edmund Fitzgerald’

Wreck of the G.O.P.

A Paddy Whack©

A legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of a ship once called the Grand Old Party
No conservatives led, in fact we think it’s dead
Now the skies of November are gloomy

It started to wane when they chose John McCain
His conservative claims are all empty
His amnesty fight will not make it all right
When the polls of November came early

Ron Reagan showed pride in the American side
And the G.O.P. brand was so pleasin’
With military pride and respect far and wide
Grand Old Party was now in its season

But what did they do when they bested the blue?
When they had both the House and the Senate?
They squandered our dough and they failed to oppose
Every Democrat’s awful agenda.

Dubya failed when no Vetos he penned
The agenda of growth was in season
Instead of a stand he just jumped to the band
And the G.O.P. lost rhyme and reason

McCain dipped his quill into the Feingold bill
Good intentions have led us to ruin
Instead of free speech no incumbents we’ll breach
And the MSM now leads the shoe-in

ACORN came to play with the Unions we say
In the Twenty-Third New York campaignin'
But GOP pride and Newt Gingrich decide
Scozzafava had liberal trainin'

And when she withdrew, Did she not turn the screw
By endorsing her liberal opponent?
Conservatives know they both side with B.O.
Socialism's their common component!

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of a ship once called the Grand Old Party
It abandoned its base and will now lose the race
Now the gales of November came early.