Don't Buy the Hype! Influenza!!

"Don't Cry For Me Argentina" by Andrew Lloyd Webber

Mrs. Paddy Whack ©
Don't Buy the Hype Influenza

It won't be easy, you'll feel deranged
When they try to explain how you'll feel
And you'll still need the One to protect you from the flu
You won't believe it
All you will see is the hype on the Tube
All the channels you'll find all in line
Twenty-Four Seven it's true.

They had to let it happen, we have to Change!
Couldn't live all our lives and be real
Looking out for some crisis, saying, "Doubt not the One!"
But I choose freedom!

Rejecting the hype, watching everything brew
Obama impressed me not at all
I never expected him to.

[Chorus:]
Don't buy the hype Influenza
The truth is not ever told you
But if you listen
To newsmen raging
They'll talk of crisis
They'll be insistent

And your misfortune, and who to blame
They surely won't tell you the truth
Though it seems on the tube that it all transpired
They breed confusion
They are not the solutions they promised to be
The answer is here in your mind
They are surreal and only tell lies

Don't buy the hype Influenza
The truth is not ever told you
But if you listen
To newsmen raging
They'll talk of crisis
They'll be insistent

Is it all too much?
There's nothing more they can think of to say to you
But all you have to do is use your head to know
That Not One Word is True.

Obama & Mao

There are so many references to Mao by Obama's closest advisors I just had to re-work this song from my book. Based on Elvira (Oak Ridge Boys)

Obama (Mao)
A Paddy Whack©

Obama, Obama
Our World's On Fire! Obama!

Words that sound like treason,

Hear that Barry Whine?
That boy can sure enough make his little light shine
Chris gets a funny feelin',

The press has got no spine
They all think that B. Obama's fine!

They're singin'
Obama, Obama
Our world's on fire! Obama!

Live it up O-bama O-bama Mao Mao
Live it up O-bama O-bama Mao Mao
Hide your silver away!

Tonight we're gonna see him

On the Talk Show rounds again
And he's gonna cover for all the jerks he can, yes he can!
Although it is tough to swallow
His czars lift up Mao to follow
We shoulda listened to his old preacher man!

They're singin'
Obama, Obama
Our world's on fire!
Obama!

Hitch em up, Obama, Obama Mao Mao
Hitch em up, Obama, Obama Mao Mao
Hide your sliver away!

Obama Obama
Our World's On Fire
For Obama

Hitch em up, Obama, Obama Mao Mao
Hitch em up, Obama, Obama Mao Mao
Hide your sliver away!

Obama (Mao) Obama
Our World's On Fire
For Obama

(repeat and fade)

Well Can You Hear Us Now?

Check out my Youtube for the Orlando Can You Hear Us Now? Rally.

Can You Hear Us Now?

In honor of the Can You Hear Us Now? protests ongoing and slated for tomorrow. Please feel free to utilize this!

If They Could See Me Now (from Sweet Charity)

If You Can Hear us Now
A Paddy Whack©

Well Can You Hear us Now?
We’re here to make a point
We’re not a rent-a-mob, Our nose is out of joint
We’d like you all to come and report the news
We are not Astroturf, We’re speaking our views!
All I can say is Wow
Look out and do your Job
Today we landed,

POW
We’re here “the Angry Mob!”
Get the message! ?

Holy Cow!
We’ll never believe you
If you Cannot Hear Us Now!

If you Can’t Hear us Now
You are the king of spin!
Can’t you see your credibility is Thin?
We’d like to see you try to just state the facts
Instead of shoving one more knife in our backs
All I can say is

Wow!
Wait till the evening news
When every main stream gal and guy will state their views
What a Set-up!
Holy Cow!
We’ll never believe you
If you Cannot Hear us Now!

If You Can Hear Us Now
Report it on TV,
We need some fair and balanced news from ABC (NBC)
I wish just once I’d hear some anchor remark
That Our Tea Party Knocked it Out of the Park!
To think our Founders said
We need a Press so Free
That it is necessary to our Liberty
What a shame you cannot see
We’ll never believe you!
If you Cannot Hear us Now!

Welcome to the Nobel, Pal I Warn Ya

From Hotel California by the Eagles

Welcome to the Nobel, Pal I Warn Ya!
A Paddy Whack©

On a dark rainy morning, TV news was bleak
I thought I might up-chuck, at the words I heard speak
Live from Oslo Norway, Nobel winners were named
My head was shaking and my mouth said ‘Oh’
I had to gasp, “This is Lame!”

There they stood on the boob tube
I felt my ears spilling smoke
And I was thinking to myself
This could be drama or this is a joke
Then they cut to the news feed
All the news was the same
There was laughter in the corridor
I thought I heard them say….

Welcome to the Nobel, Pal I warn ya
Such a phony prize
Such a phony guy
Plenty of loons got the Nobel Prize I warn ya
Leaders in disguise, don’t’ believe your eyes.

This all seems certainly twisted, he’s got a cadre of czars
And here’s the nitty-gritty, boys, he owns GM cars
How they dance in the White House, Nine-Eleven Forget!
Our soldiers remember, Peace is purchased with sweat!

So I called up a Google
Please list out the line
We’ve hardly had a worthy soul since nineteen seventy-nine
But will these choices of laureates mar the score?
Kofi Annan, Yassir Arafat?
Jimmy or Al Gore?

Welcome to the Nobel, Pal I warn ya!
You’ll see Barry’s Face
This is a disgrace!
They’re livin’ on hope at the Nobel. Pal I warn ya!
Such a nice surprise! Is his alibi

Cheerers set me reeling!
Olympic campaign: no dice!
And he said he will accept the prize,

Such a lovely surprise!
And the master Commander
Pins his promise on Hope
More appeasement is his silly guise
But I just feel ill, the dope!

Last thing, you’ll remember, he was

Gunning for the poor
We have to find the passage back
To the USA for sure!
Relax, said Obama
I have programs to deceive
You can picket any time you like
But you must change! Believe!

Nobel Prize for Peace? WTF???

Picture from ThePatriotPost.us

Ok. The votes are in from the panel of 5 for the selection of the 2009 Nobel Laureate for Peace.

Pardon me while I throw up!!!

Barack Obama. mmm mmm mmmm

Well, he's in great company. Past laureates are Kofi Annan, Jimmy Carter, Al Gore, Yasir Arafat, and I wouldn't be surprised to see Ahmadinijad joining them next year.

So, why is it that this is supposed to be a prestigious award again? What exactly has BO done in the first 9 months of his usurpation of our White House to achieve such an honor? His name had to be submitted a mere two weeks after his inauguration! Wow.

And the reason given for his selection? Apparently he has 'reached out' to Muslims. Wow.

Be careful reaching out to them lest you bring back a bloody stump.

The world has gone mad. My head is about to explode, and I cannot help but think it is just another sign of the times. Isn't there something about the end times bringing forth a man that is heralded for bringing Peace to the nations? Wars and Rumors of Wars? Natural Disasters on the upswing? (Tsunamis? Volcanic Activity? Earthquakes? Famine?) People worshiping the Anti-Christ and calling him God?

If this ain't it, it's sure a great dress rehearsal.

Doctor, Doctor

Doctor, Doctor

A Paddy Whack©

(John Moon Martin) I Got Bad Case of Lovin’ You

Whooaaaaa
Obama’s fight, Well what you bet?
It’s on my mind, health care’s a net!
He needs you to save the day
Ain’t it true? What you say?

Doctor, doctor, stand in my shoes
I’ve got a bad case! Obama blues
No bill’s gonna cure what’s ill
I’ve got a bad case! Obama blues

A bright-white coat, don’t make you look too smart
A single glance, buddy, play your part!
You think we’re stupes, a little bit high?
Obama, We all know you lie.

Doctor, doctor, stand in my shoes
I’ve got a bad case! Obama blues
No bill’s gonna cure what’s ill
I’ve got a bad case! Obama blues

We know you hype it, you hype it a lot!
Tell Me Obama, are you gonna stop?

You’ll take us down, The One cares Zip
Smiles like Judas, on his lip
Make his list, Knock that hood
Obamacare, is no damn good!

Doctor, doctor, stand in my shoes
I’ve got a bad case! Obama blues
No bill’s gonna cure what’s ill
I’ve got a bad case! Obama blues