Wednesday, September 23, 2009

A Debtor Nation Ruled by Czars

From Swingin' on a Star by Burke/Van Huesen
A Debtor Nation Ruled by Czars
A Paddy Whack©

Would you like to bring on more Czars?
Barry goon teams! He’s such a Star!
Do you think that this is bizarre?
Or would you rather be a fool?

A fool thinks that Barry with his long funny ears
Can Fix up our nation, has no fear.
His brain is cloudy and his spine is limp
He’s just plain stupid, yes, he’s stuck on Wimp
And I will say, if you are Obama’s Tool
You just may be another Fool.

Or would you like to bring on a Czar?
Barry’s friends are simply bizarre
There were clues in Barry’s memoir
Or would you rather be a pig?

A pig is regular on Capitol Hill
They bring home the pork in every bill
With Senate voting to pass Cap & Trade
Our ‘Fundamental Change’ is almost made
But if you like all the taxes and our debt
I say you ain’t seen nothin’ yet!

Or would you like to bring on a Czar?
Commies like Van Jones are the par
Browner and Sunstein are bizarre
Or would you rather be in debt?

A debt for our nation is just over the top
I wish they’d just listen! We Say: Stop!
With crushing debt and bail outs for the bank
I wish those pirates could just walk the plank
But if you think spending money will bring wealth
You're prob'ly in the tank for health

Surrender-monkeys aren’t in the zoo
In the Congress there’s quite a few
And if you think there’s nothing to do
It could get even more bizarre
A debtor nation ruled by Czars.


  1. Nice parody, Mrs. P.

    Hmm......Hey, how about a parody called

    "When you wish upon a Czar"?