Another One under the Bus

Queen's Another One Bites the Dust

Another One Under the Bus
A Mrs. Paddy Whack ©

B.O. Walks on down the street
With his limp wrists and his coat
Ain't no sound but the click of his feet
Teleprompter ready to go
Are you ready, are you ready for this
And a photo-op with Joe for a treat!
Over New York's Air Force One
But no Pix are released!

[Pop Pop Pop]
One more under the Bus
[Pop Pop Pop]
One more under the Bus
And another one's gone, and another one's gone
One more under the Bus!

Hey he's gonna get you too!
Another one's under the Bus!
How do you think we're gonna get along?
But it's True! He's all wrong!
He's taken us for everything that we had
And tricked us all along!
Make you happy? are you glassy-eyed?
How long can you stand the creep?
Out of the White House no leadership
Just a Carter Repeat!

[Chorus]
Another one Under the Bus
Another one Under the Bus
Another one Under the Bus
Another one Under the Bus

There are plenty of ways we can save our land
And take away his crown!
We can whack him, attack him, we can take a stand
Believe me he's a clown!
And I'm ready, yes I'm ready for this
I'm ready to deploy the fleet!
Out of the White House new Leadership
We need a corps d'elite!

[Chorus]

Kalamazoo

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2010/06/07/student_sitting_behind_obama_falls_asleep_during_commencement_address.html

Kalamazoo
A Paddy Whack©

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H
I'm gonna speak in Kalamazoo
I'm gonna boast
Because I'm the most in Kalamazoo
(zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo)

Tears they will cry
my my I'm a boob
Soon he's asleep
Does he think I'm a 'bleep'
in Kalamazoo?
(zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo)

My teleprompter's wired, but I'm just a liar
Like everyday
Is he snorin'?
Secret Service warnin'
"Wake up, Mr. Student" Everything's OK,
A-L-A-M-A-Z-O
Oh, what a speech! a real pile of poo
I'll put a lid
On that sleepy-faced kid
I know what to do

I'm goin' to lie again
I'll be the biggest Hit in Kalamazoo
(Zoo, zoo) (Zoo, zoo, zoo, Kalamazoo)

K (K) A (A) L-A-M-A-Z-O
(Oh, oh, oh, oh what a speech, a real pile of poo)
(I know I'm a bore but don't let that kid snore in Kalamazoo)
(Zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo)
(Kalamazoo)!!

McNamara's Band

From my book: a Parody of McNamara's Band made famous by Bing Crosby, with a few modifications.

His Names' Barack Obama
a Paddy Whack©

His name's Barack Obama, and he thinks he's something grand
Although he's now the President he came from Lincoln Land
He uses teleprompters and with them he sounds a treat
But when he stumbles off the cuff, he chews on his two feet.

Oh he speaks of change, freedom he'll exchange
and our nation he'll kill with TAX
Pelosi, Reid, they sing his tune, while Barry crowds attracts
And then when he guarantees oodles of loot
that Obamacare demands
A debt to all Americans is the Obama Plan

Right now he's still rehearsin' for some very tough campaigns
A Liberal celebration, the Progressives call for change
When he campaigns for others it is such a sight to see!
They Say, "I never thought Obama'd lose this race for me!"

Oh, he speaks of change, Freedom he'll exchange
And our nation he'll kill with TAX
Pelosi, Reid, they sing his tune, while Barry crowds attracts
And then when he guarantees oodles of loot
that Obamacare demands
A debt to all Americans is the Obama Plan.

Oh remember Jeremiah, it's from Trinity he came
He rants and raves, Obama gave him up to his great shame
And everyone from Rezko to Bill Ayers and Dorhn are crooks
Obama's friends, and in the end, it's him that cooks the books

Oh he says he'll save the planet and with Gore he wears the green
Now Cap and Trade is tailor made for deficits obscene
And then when our energy goes through the roof
We'll blame those bureaucrats!
But, by Jiminy I don't want to be his proletariat!

Oh, he speaks of change, Freedom he'll exchange
And our nation he'll kill with TAX
Pelosi, Reid, they sing his tune, while Barry crowds attracts
And then when he guarantees oodles of loot
that Obamacare demands
A debt to all Americans is the Obama Plan.

Defeat Goes On

Poster courtesy of Juana Moreau!

Sonny & Cher's The Beat Goes On

Defeat Goes On!
A Paddy Whack©

Chorus:
Defeat goes on,
Defeat goes on
Voters sent incumbents down the drain
La de da de de, la de da de da

Pennsylvania heard the rage, uh huh
History has turned the page, uh huh
Coakley, Deeds, are not the thing, uh huh
Specter, Corzine, no more kings, uh uh

Chorus

The voters now are super smart, uh huh
Revolution's got its start, uh huh
The 'angry mob' is marching as to war
Politically the TEA folks say "No More!"

Chorus

Protests, campaign chests, you get the gist
TEA support for Marco and dumping Crist
The liars keep talking faster all the time
Obama says "hey buddy, lyin' ain't a crime"

And Defeat goes on!
Defeat goes on!
Voters sent incumbents down the drain
la de da de de, la de da de da

How Much is that Doggie in the Window?

Ann Coulter's article today painted a great picture of Obama's lap-dog posture with regard to Islamists and other foreign leaders who are not our friends.

It inspired this parody. Thanks Ann.

Patti Page's How Much is that Doggie in the Window?

Now, Who Put Obama in the White House?
A Paddy Whack©

Now, who put Obama in the White House? [arf, arf]
The One Rush says he wants to fail?
Now, who put Obama in the White House? [arf, arf]
I do hope Obama derails.

He just took a trip to California
He dropped by the Delta as well
If he had been Bush they would be screamin'
That oil spill is beyond the pale

Now, who put Obama in the White House? [arf arf]
The One Rush says he wants to fail
Now who put Obama in the White House? [arf, arf]
I do hope Obama derails.

I read in the paper 'bout Obama [cough, cough]
And how he said we are to blame
With redistribution his agenda
Our country will ne'er be the same.

I don't want Obama in the White House
I don't want apology tours
I don't want his bowing- it's disgraceful
And the cash that I earn is not Yours!

Now, who put Obama in the White House? [barf, barf]
The One Rush says he wants to fail
Now, who put Obama in the White House?
I do hope Obama derails.

Arizona

Arizona by Mark Lindsay

Arizona
A Paddy Whack©

They must have read the Constitution
They must have heard us say
Shoutin' that we need a sovereign border
Illegal entrance stay
They say they believe in Jefferson and Madison
And Laws with no trace of gray
And all they can do is laugh at her
Profile immigrants is underway!

Arizona, shake off Obama's rage
Arizona, have another look at the world, my myyy
Arizona, step up those alien raids
Arizona, close down that old highway

Mmmmmm Tip off the Feds
They're failing to protect the nation, Isn't that wild?
'cause legal they ain't
it's not 'race' just a little constraint!
Arizona, They scoff at what you do
Arizona, Shut down that old highway!

(Instrumental)

Follow their lead in California
Let Brewer guide the way
Take a strong stand on every border
It's time to have our say
We do all believe in doin' good and brotherhood
And opportunity's our way
But we want our immigrants to do it Legal
Don't you break our laws to stay ay ay

Arizona, shake off Obama's rage
Arizona, have another look at the world, my myyy
Arizona, step up those alien raids
Arizona, close down that old highway

Hey, Arizona, They scoff at what you do
Arizona, we are happy you took the stand, my myyy
Arizona, Shut down invasion blues
Arizona, Shut down that old highway, Go on, hey,
Arizona, shake off Obama's rage...(repeat and fade)

New Tattoo

Blue Bayou Linda Rondstadt

New Tattoo
A Paddy Whack©

I feel so bad I got a sore behind
I’m so tender; lost my mind
Since I sought a parlor this time
Called New Tattoo

Shaving tickles my behind
Working where the sun don’t shine
Tattoo artist says I’ll be fine
At New Tattoo!

I’m goin’ back someday
Come what may

To New Tattoo
Where the inks are blue
Green and yellow too
They’ll tattoo you
Some have broken hearts
On their body parts
If I could only see
What I put on my bum
I feel so dumb
Oh what could it be?

Wonder what I thought would be right?
When I stumbled in there tonight
Drinking beer and shooters’ a blight
At New Tattoo

Shaving tickles my behind
Working where the sun never shines
Really think I blew it this time
At New Tattoo

I’m going back someday
Come what may
To New Tattoo
Gonna find the shot
That his camera got
Of my ass too!
When I find the truth
I got at that booth
I hope I’ll be relieved
That it isn’t obscene
Maybe just a dream
No permanent deed

[musical interlude]

I just hope I find
A bare behind
No tattooed moon
Or a heart applied
Or some sweet day
Gonna take away
This tattoo I hide
Well now I’m warning you
Don’t you be blue

‘bout New Tattoo