Before He Cheats (Parody)

Carrie Underwood's 'Before He Cheats' Original Songwriters: Tompkins, Chris; Kear, Josh;

A Paddy Whack©
We Won't Retreat!

Right now we're planning Tea Parties
With a Gadsden Flag
And we're feeling Patriotic
Right now they're probably chugging down
A little KoolAid drink 'cause the Libs are psychotic.
Right now Obama's right beside 'em with a cool trick,
Showin' off but he's a big Dumbo...

And don't he know!?

He shoved my Freedom to the Side
Took a shredder to my Constitution, Right!
Brought G.M. into his balance sheet!
He brought Chicagoland thuggers to our Empire
Stashed it full of raging liars
But maybe next time he'll blink! We won't retreat!

Right now, they're probably up thinking some
Slap-Dash version to deny he's raising taxes
Right now, he's probably saying, "I won."
And we're all thinking that we need to grind our axes.
Right now, he's probably adding on 3 trillion
Worth! But that Debt's a No Go!
Oh and he don't know!?

He shoved my Freedom to the Side
Took a shredder to my Constitution, Right!
Brought G.M. into his balance sheet!
He brought Chicagoland thuggers to our Empire
Stashed it full of raging liars
But maybe next time he'll blink! We won't retreat!

We might just save a little freedom for the rest, Girl!
'Cause the next one that retreats
Oh, you know it won't be me!
No, not me!

'Cause he shoved my Freedom to the Side
Took a shredder to my Constitution, Right!
Brought G.M. into his balance sheet!
He brought Chicagoland thuggers to our Empire
Stashed it full of raging liars
But maybe next time he'll blink! We won't retreat!
Oh maybe next time he'll blink!
We won't retreat!
Oh, we won't retreat...
Oh oh oh...

Otis Reddings' Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay

Otis Redding's "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay"

A Paddy Whack©
Giving to Barack all my Pay

Giving in the morning sun
I'll be giving when the evening comes
Watching the chips roll in
And then watch 'em roll away again

[Refrain]
Giving to Barack all my Pay
Watching his lies every day
I'm just giving to Barack all my Pay
Wasting dimes.

I lost my home in Georgia
Can't afford the 'Frisco Bay
'Cause I got nothin' to live on
Look like freedom's gonna pass away

So I'm just...
Giving to Barack all my Pay
Watch as he lies every day
I'm just giving to Barack all my Pay
Wasting dimes

Look like nothing's gonna save me
Everyone still embraces change
Why we do what bad people tell us to do?
Can't we tell 'em to keep the change?

Listen here lessons have shown
That His Holiness won't leave us alone
Two Thousand years and some
Just to make Barack the One?

Now, I'm just
Giving to Barack all my Pay
Watching his lies every day
I'm just giving to Barack all my Pay
Wasting dimes

MOORE

MOORE: A Paddy Whack

From the Song (Frank Sinatra/Bobby Darin) More than the Greatest Love

by Marcello Ciorciolini, R. Ortolani, N. Oliviero

Moore is the greatest fool the world has known
When for his words and films will he atone?
Moore has a simple-minded thing to say
He only lives to lie to you each day

Moore is a propaganda tool
He's a liberal lying fool
He has lost all reason
Lying, screaming, nearly treason

Longer than fairy tales his nose would grow
If only Disneyland could make it so
He has an Oscar so he thinks
Everyone his Kool-aid drinks
But I do not wish for Moore!

Moore made his fame upon the death of truth

Made fame and fortune on the death of youth
From Columbine to Cuba he has spun
Films that will say we have no need of guns

Moore rich beyond belief
He says wealth creates more grief
We all should revile the wealthy
Cuba's way will make us healthy

Our liberty has stayed a long, long time
But with this dumbing down we're in decline
I know a Marxist when he speaks
And his message simply reeks
No I don't want more Mike Moore!

Shuffle Off to Buffalo (with a twist)

Just for fun. A non-political parody! (Didn't know I had it in me, didya?) This happened quite by accident over the weekend. A moment of hilarity from a comment by my dearest friend. I think I'd like this played at my funeral someday. (I always wanted to know how to tap dance...maybe someday....)

To the tune of Shuffle Off to Buffalo
original lyrics by Hal Kemp

a Paddy Whack

Won't you step up to my casket
It's the only time I'll ask it
Now it's dust to soil
Oooh Oooh Oooh
Off I'm gonna shuffle
Shuffle off this mortal coil.

No Viagra or Cialis

Needed in my brand new palace
Ain't that apropos?
oooh oooh Oooh!
Off I'm gonna shuffle
Shuffle to that golden glow.

Today, Grim Reaper paid a visit
And made the outcome crystal clear
Just a moment quite exquisite
But you can join me later, dear.

Now I'm singing like Cole Porter
No more home of bricks and mortar
'Cause it's time to go
oh oh oh
Off I'm gonna shuffle
Shuffle off and do-si-do.

You might think that I'm just napping
But in Heaven I'll be tapping
Dancing heel-to-toe
oh oh oh
Off I'm gonna shuffle
Shuffle off so, Cheerio!

Blue Hawaii (Blew Hawaii)

"Washington (CNN) -- President Barack Obama is considering at least a short delay to the start of his holiday vacation in Hawaii so he can try to work out a deal with congressional Republicans on the Bush tax cuts that expire December 31, CNN has learned.

Two senior administration officials tell CNN the White House has been getting signals that the lame duck session of Congress could drag on past December 18, when the president is scheduled to depart for Hawaii.

Obama has privately said he is willing to stay in Washington until Christmas Eve if necessary to finish the contentious debate over taxes, the officials said.

While administration officials do not expect that Obama will have to stay in town until Christmas Eve, which he did last year because of health care reform, they believe there could be a delay of at least a couple of days."

Blew Hawaii (Made famous by Elvis)
A Paddy Whack

Just for you, I blew Hawaii
Those mid-terms now are past
And Lame-Duck's chappin' my ass

Just for you, I blew Hawaii
Now it is my last chance
To nail things down.

Don't you see, they should all consider me
Why should we... delay our plans?

Just for you, I blew Hawaii
Just one more DREAM will do
And then I'll fly

to HI

it's true.

AMERICA

Original AMERICA Written by: neil diamond

AMERICA

a Paddy Whack

Far
We're not travelling far
TSA's wrong
I think I'll take the car

FREE
We no longer live free
All our liberties lost
Bye American Dream

In the fields and on the planes
It's coming to America
Losing what we fought to gain
It's coming to America

Home, now it seems so far away
No one traveling there today
It's the eye of the storm
It's the eye of the storm

Rome, once a new and shiny place
Of its grandeur not a trace
Coming here so be warned
Coming here so be warned

Everywhere around the world
They're laughing at America
Terror Lemmings of the world
They're laughing at America

Got a dream I'd like to share
We must preserve America
To fight the Left I pledge and swear
We must preserve America

We must preserve America
We must preserve America
We must preserve America
We must preserve America
Today, Today, today, today, today

My country's liberty
(today)
Now under tyranny
(today)
Of thee I sing
(today)
Let Freedom Ring!
(Today)

Bend At the Spine, If you Decline

Johnny Cash's I WALK THE LINE

Bend at the Spine, If you Decline!
A Paddy Whack

They keep a close watch on this airport line
They keep their eyes wide open all the time
And if you Opt Out TSA's guideline
Bend at the spine, if you decline.

Our Constitution makes this very clear
No search and seizure! Fourth Amendment here!
Who is the cause of all this strife and fear?
At the airline, freedom resign.

As sure as liquid's wet and files are sharp
No comfort food or tools, they must depart
Take off your shoes because they aren't so smart
Bend at the spine, if you decline.

If you are Arab, or wear a hijab
You are exempt, it's not the screener's job
Napolitano's orders are macabre
Bend at the spine, if you decline.

They keep a close watch on your private parts
And if you opt out frisk and search will start
Two hours to clear the line til you depart
Bend at the spine, if you decline.