Kalamazoo

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2010/06/07/student_sitting_behind_obama_falls_asleep_during_commencement_address.html

Kalamazoo
A Paddy Whack©

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H
I'm gonna speak in Kalamazoo
I'm gonna boast
Because I'm the most in Kalamazoo
(zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo)

Tears they will cry
my my I'm a boob
Soon he's asleep
Does he think I'm a 'bleep'
in Kalamazoo?
(zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo)

My teleprompter's wired, but I'm just a liar
Like everyday
Is he snorin'?
Secret Service warnin'
"Wake up, Mr. Student" Everything's OK,
A-L-A-M-A-Z-O
Oh, what a speech! a real pile of poo
I'll put a lid
On that sleepy-faced kid
I know what to do

I'm goin' to lie again
I'll be the biggest Hit in Kalamazoo
(Zoo, zoo) (Zoo, zoo, zoo, Kalamazoo)

K (K) A (A) L-A-M-A-Z-O
(Oh, oh, oh, oh what a speech, a real pile of poo)
(I know I'm a bore but don't let that kid snore in Kalamazoo)
(Zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo)
(Kalamazoo)!!