Mr. Snitch

This according to Michelle Malkin: http://michellemalkin.com/2011/09/13/obama-launches-another-snitch-police-squad/

Mr. Snitch

(based on You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch)

You're a mean one, Mr. Snitch
You really aren't for real!
You're as sneaky as a ferret
Over-reaching your appeal
Mr. Snitch!
You're so bad Obama!
Failure is a done deal!

You're so slimy, Mr. Snitch!
Who reports to you the dope?
To secure your next election
You seek info on your foes
Mr. Snitch!
I wouldn't help you
For a big barrel filled up with gold!

You're a Marxist, Mr. Snitch
Looking for the master race!
You have all the power of office
With a 'football' in a case
Mr. Snitch!
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the football! Just in case!

You're not truthful, Mr. Snitch!
You attract the scum and flies!
You are quick to scare the Seniors
Social programs in demise
Mr. Snitch!
The three words that best describe you
are as follows, and I quote:
Liar, Lying, Lies

You're a stinker, Mr. Snitch!
You're a stuttering, utter bore!
For without your teleprompter
All the citizens would snore!

Mr. Snitch!
Your programs are an appalling mish-mash,
Overflowing with the most inept bloated bureacracy imaginable,
Strangling the economy and speeding to a big crash!

You're a sly one, Mr. Snitch!
You have darkness in your soul.
When you speak you sound so folksy
Staring daggers down your nose
Mr. Snitch!
You're an arrogant, Marxist, hater of anything American,
And it's time you should Go!

Enemy of the State

From law suits against our own (Arizona) to destroying our economy with unsustainable governmental growth (Obamacare), Obama is an enemy of our ship of state. Here is a re-write of one of my parodies from page 309 of my book Mrs. Paddy's Political Parodies, A Tea Party Songbook for the New Revolution. Still on sale at your favorite bookstore!

I'm An Enemy of the State, I Am

(Based on Herman's Hermits' hit song "I'm Henry the Eighth, I Am")

I'm 'n Enemy of the State, I am.

Enemy of the State, I am I am

I got Congress into crisis galore!

Raise the ceiling all I want is More

And every one is an enemy

I wouldn't trust the Senate for a plan

I'm your POTUS now, and an enemy

Enemy of the State I am I am

Enemy of the State I am.

I'm 'n Enemy of the State, I am

Enemy of the State, I am I am

Don't you wonder why I've opened the door

To Islamists and Hamas galore?

'Cause every one is our enemy

They don't believe in Freedom, that's my plan!

I'm your POTUS now, and your enemy

Enemy of the State I am I am

Enemy of the State I am.

Yes I am.

The Reverend Mr. Wright

Based on the Classic country song: The Reverend Mr. Black by Johnny Cash from my book of parodies (slightly amended)

[spoken]
He spoke loudly in Chicago he was black and mean
And at first you'd a thought no one could be that obscene
But one look in his church and an ear to his song
Showed a man like Wright to be outright wrong
He was a racist preacher man, and I want you to know
He could preach such hate he could melt the snow.
He married Obama and Michelle, in fact,
And folks all knew his church was just for blacks.
He came off as a hater, not a bit like King
And sometimes in the evening I could hear him sing:

(Chorus)
You gotta walk that hate-filled valley
You gotta walk it with my help
Oh nobody white can walk it for you
You got to walk it with my help.

[spoken]
If ever I thought to join Obama's camp
Thought his 'hope' and 'audacity' made him a champ
I gave that notion up the day
I heard the things his preacher had to say.
It wasn't enough that his wife was not proud
When she criticized our nation before a crowd
But when he thought he was leading the race
Obama spoke up: insulted us to our face!
He showed himself to be a typical mule
And to my way of thinkin' it took a real fool
To say that we were bitter and gun-totin' hacks
But that's what he said, and he cannot take it back!
He'll sink like a rock, that man among men
And we won't tolerate all those insults again
And now with a voice as strong as can be
We'll cut him down like a big old tree when we sing

(chorus)
You gotta stop campaignin' Barry
You gotta stop it by yourself
For ANYBODY else is better than you
Put your campaign upon the shelf.

[spoken]
It's been many years since King and Rosa Parks
And I really think our nation took their cause to heart
I can still hear those inspirational echoes ring
When he emphasized our character, that Reverend Dr. King!
We followed him, yes sir, and we can't regret it
And I only wish Barry would be a credit
To his memory! 'Cause I want you to understand
The U.S.A. is still a great, great land!

(chorus)
We gotta get a better leader
We gotta raise a better plan

Our Constitution a firm foundation
And the U.S.A. will shine again!

~copyright material from Mrs. Paddy's Political Parodies, A Tea Party Songbook for the New Revolution, page 99-100

Before He Cheats (Parody)

Carrie Underwood's 'Before He Cheats' Original Songwriters: Tompkins, Chris; Kear, Josh;

A Paddy Whack©
We Won't Retreat!

Right now we're planning Tea Parties
With a Gadsden Flag
And we're feeling Patriotic
Right now they're probably chugging down
A little KoolAid drink 'cause the Libs are psychotic.
Right now Obama's right beside 'em with a cool trick,
Showin' off but he's a big Dumbo...

And don't he know!?

He shoved my Freedom to the Side
Took a shredder to my Constitution, Right!
Brought G.M. into his balance sheet!
He brought Chicagoland thuggers to our Empire
Stashed it full of raging liars
But maybe next time he'll blink! We won't retreat!

Right now, they're probably up thinking some
Slap-Dash version to deny he's raising taxes
Right now, he's probably saying, "I won."
And we're all thinking that we need to grind our axes.
Right now, he's probably adding on 3 trillion
Worth! But that Debt's a No Go!
Oh and he don't know!?

He shoved my Freedom to the Side
Took a shredder to my Constitution, Right!
Brought G.M. into his balance sheet!
He brought Chicagoland thuggers to our Empire
Stashed it full of raging liars
But maybe next time he'll blink! We won't retreat!

We might just save a little freedom for the rest, Girl!
'Cause the next one that retreats
Oh, you know it won't be me!
No, not me!

'Cause he shoved my Freedom to the Side
Took a shredder to my Constitution, Right!
Brought G.M. into his balance sheet!
He brought Chicagoland thuggers to our Empire
Stashed it full of raging liars
But maybe next time he'll blink! We won't retreat!
Oh maybe next time he'll blink!
We won't retreat!
Oh, we won't retreat...
Oh oh oh...

Otis Reddings' Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay

Otis Redding's "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay"

A Paddy Whack©
Giving to Barack all my Pay

Giving in the morning sun
I'll be giving when the evening comes
Watching the chips roll in
And then watch 'em roll away again

[Refrain]
Giving to Barack all my Pay
Watching his lies every day
I'm just giving to Barack all my Pay
Wasting dimes.

I lost my home in Georgia
Can't afford the 'Frisco Bay
'Cause I got nothin' to live on
Look like freedom's gonna pass away

So I'm just...
Giving to Barack all my Pay
Watch as he lies every day
I'm just giving to Barack all my Pay
Wasting dimes

Look like nothing's gonna save me
Everyone still embraces change
Why we do what bad people tell us to do?
Can't we tell 'em to keep the change?

Listen here lessons have shown
That His Holiness won't leave us alone
Two Thousand years and some
Just to make Barack the One?

Now, I'm just
Giving to Barack all my Pay
Watching his lies every day
I'm just giving to Barack all my Pay
Wasting dimes

Blue Hawaii (Blew Hawaii)

"Washington (CNN) -- President Barack Obama is considering at least a short delay to the start of his holiday vacation in Hawaii so he can try to work out a deal with congressional Republicans on the Bush tax cuts that expire December 31, CNN has learned.

Two senior administration officials tell CNN the White House has been getting signals that the lame duck session of Congress could drag on past December 18, when the president is scheduled to depart for Hawaii.

Obama has privately said he is willing to stay in Washington until Christmas Eve if necessary to finish the contentious debate over taxes, the officials said.

While administration officials do not expect that Obama will have to stay in town until Christmas Eve, which he did last year because of health care reform, they believe there could be a delay of at least a couple of days."

Blew Hawaii (Made famous by Elvis)
A Paddy Whack

Just for you, I blew Hawaii
Those mid-terms now are past
And Lame-Duck's chappin' my ass

Just for you, I blew Hawaii
Now it is my last chance
To nail things down.

Don't you see, they should all consider me
Why should we... delay our plans?

Just for you, I blew Hawaii
Just one more DREAM will do
And then I'll fly

to HI

it's true.

Because of You

BECAUSE OF YOU

Original Artist: Tony Bennett
Billboard # 1 for 10 weeks in 1951-52
Original Words and Music by A. Hammerstein and D. Wilkinson
From the 1940 movie "I Was An American Spy"

BECAUSE OF ME

(As sung by Obama, Pelosi and Reid)
A Paddy Whack

Because of me our health care's in decline
Because of me there's a new party line
Because of me the dye is cast
Free land of Liberty is past
Those cars now, those czars now are mine.

You'll only live with the power I decree
No paradise now, No land of the free
Because of me the USA's in debt
And you can bet,
Because of me


------ instrumental break ------

You'll only live with the power I decree
No paradise now, No land of the free
Because of me the USA's in debt
And you can bet,
Because of me

the Bonanza Theme

A Paddy Whack!

The Bonanza Theme

We count the days
Til we erase the phrase
Obama!
Now we can Hope
To overthrow this joke
Voting for Liberty

Voters high
Vengance nigh
Soon they'll lose their seat!
No more Lies
Freedom Flies
When they taste defeat!

Here we stand
At the crossroads for our grand
Old Nation!
If we don't
Send the message: No We Won't
We'll lose our Liberty

Don't hesitate
Marxists waiting at the gate
Remember!
Get out and vote
I am done with Barry's Hope
Preserve our Liberty!

For the One Nation March

From the Finale ONE A Chorus Line

[One Nation Marchers]

One March upon our nation
No more baby-step mistakes
One March for we Progressives
We'll do all that it takes
One March On Washington, We're here to see it through
You know Those TEA Party marches were just Doo-Doo

He walks into a room
And you know
He's uncommonly bright, healthy physique
His teleprompter will help him to speak
He walks into a room
and you know from his
Arrogant pose, mouth in a curl
He's the Duke of Hurl
Bowl-ing,
Can't, Help,
All of his qualities bemoan-ing.
Where is his charisma when he's a
Tax Money-laundering, socialist gambler?

One moment with Obama
And we're sure he'll pass the test
And we'll soon restrain the rest
No Guns! Son!

Ooooh! My! Communist intention
Do I really have to mention?
He's the One?!

[TEA Party]

One? What a silly notion
We've been marching all year long
One? such a big commotion
To bad they are all wrong!
One March and suddenly they think we'll all agree
One March and they think their coffee's as good as TEA!

One! Moment left for Congress
'Cause we think they failed the test.
Voting day will put to rest
EACH ONE
Son!

Oooh! Sigh! They have our attention
Do...I...really have to mention?
He's No 'One?'

Try in November

Music: Harvey Schmidt
Lyrics: Tom Jones
Book: Tom Jones
Premiere: Tuesday, May 3, 1960

Try In NOvember
A Paddy Whack

Try in November, it's time to remember
When We were Free. No Flags were Yellow
Try in November, it's time to remember
When we all drank that Kool-Aid Jello
Try in November, It's Time to Remember
When all we elected that shallow fellow
Try in November, and if you remember
Then Swallow.

Swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow Swallow, swallow, swallow swallow.

Try to remember, that vote last November
That made us weep into our pillow
Try to remember, that Vote last November
That Dream of Hope a peccadillo
Try to remember the kind of November
When Tea Was a Party about to Billow
Try to remember ! Drink TEA this November
And Swallow!

Swallow (repeats)

Seek this November, we all must remember
Although you know B.O. Will 'foller'
Seek in November, we all must remember
Without a vote we all must 'swaller'
Seek in November a kinder December
And Fire the Pretender that made us 'holler'
Seek this November
We all must Remember
And swallow!

Teleprompter Song

Here is a rework of a song parody from my book.

Teleprompter Song (the Wichita Lineman/Glenn Campbell)

I am Obama's Teleprompter
I'm the brain that you seek
You would laugh if you could hear
Obama, actually speak

You see he is a dandy liar
Prepared answers rule the day
And this great Teleprompter
Tells him what he has to say!!

He never takes me on Vacation
And that suits me just fine
This part-time job is fine with me
I don't need lobster and wine

And I go to every meeting
I stand tall and lead the way
And this Great Teleprompter
Tells him what he has to say!!

This Old House

This Old House (Original hit by Rosemary Clooney)

THIS OLD HOUSE

A Paddy Whack

This old House once stood for Freedom
This old House once stood for Life
This old House was once a Beacon
On a Hill once filled with Light
This old House once rang with Honor
This Old House heard many shouts
Now it hurls us into darkness
While Pelosi walks about

CHORUS:
Ain’t a gonna need this House No Longer
Ain’t a gonna need this House No More
Ain’t it time to fix the scandals?
Ain’t it Time to Mop the Floor?
Ain’t it Time to dump Pelosi
And some Sanity re-gain?
Ain’t a gonna need this House no longer
We’re gettin’ ready to end the pain

This Old House is a-gettin’ shaky
This Old House ain’t in control
This Old House spends all our money
This Old House has lost its soul
They say readin’ bills is silly
Just you wait: you’ll feel no pain
And they saddle We the People
With a debt we can’t sustain
CHORUS

This Old House is afraid of red-necks
This Old House is afraid of guns
And Pelosi cries and trembles
When the People say we’re done
This Old House supports Obama
This Old House is on the stomp
Just like him for Socialism
But we’re ready to drain the swamp
CHORUS

This Old House thinks we are sleepin’
They don’t know they’re out the door
Else they’d stop their crazy bail-outs
When the people say no more!
But their evil ways are over
We’ll repeal Obamacare
And elect some better people
Whose philosophy we share!
CHORUS

There are no Strings on Me

From Pinocchio Harline/Washington
A reprint from my book. Page 299-300

OBAMA:
I've got no strings
That make me dance
They feed me Lines, Give me a Chance
IF I had strings
They'd bury me
You'll see no strings on me

Hi Ho I'm Barry O.
I'm a puppet don't you see?
I want the world to know
Naught should ever worry thee
You'll see no strings
To make you frown
To tip my hand, with-hold my crown
I have wings
And you will see
Those angel wings on me!

DUTCH PUPPET:
I see no strings
To worry me
We love you by the Zuider Zee
Ya Ya Ya
the Germans too
We're in the tank for you.

FRENCH PUPPET:
I see no strings
Qui parle pour vous?
Les Francais voient votre jeu
Je vois des cordes
Juste entre nous
Qui D'autre parle pour vous?

TERRORIST PUPPET:
We in Al Qaeda know
How to make war ebb and flow
We'd like the world to know
Barry should win place and show!
(Chorus)

Reprise from my Book: Get You Some Victimhood!

From the song "Little Red Riding Hood" by Sam the Sham and the Pharohs (Ronald Blackwell)

Get You Some Victimhood!
A Paddy Whack©

Owoooooo!
Who's that we see talkin' victimhood?
Why didn't you think that Barry would?
Hey there get you some victimhood
Those prospects look real good
You're everything a big bad liberal could want
Listen to me!

Listen to Hollywood
They all think that Jimmy Carter's good
He's walking to see Mahmoud and Hamas alone
Owooooo!
What big ears you have
The kind of ears that Dumbo has
Why don't you tune in; not cop out
If you won't listen maybe then we'll shout.

What loose lips you have
You hang around with some who're bad
So before you place more Cracker Shame
I think you ought to embrace your middle name!

Some bitter folks have guns to tote
We will need them for our vote
'Cause we don't trust you'll leave our Second Amendment alone.
Owooooo!

Grab you some victimhood
Like the Black Panthers say you should
But we might think they aren't so great so we won't!
Owooooo!

What a big eyes we have
The better to see you plan
Barry Obama-man,
Black or White?
To me you're Tan.

Go on and see naught but race,
Slander us to our face
Maybe you have won the race
But you are a White House disgrace!

Hey there Grab you some Victimhood
Hope sure is sounding good
You're everything that a big bad liberal could want
Owoooo!
I mean Bah!!!!

BAAAAAHHHHH!

Another One under the Bus

Queen's Another One Bites the Dust

Another One Under the Bus
A Mrs. Paddy Whack ©

B.O. Walks on down the street
With his limp wrists and his coat
Ain't no sound but the click of his feet
Teleprompter ready to go
Are you ready, are you ready for this
And a photo-op with Joe for a treat!
Over New York's Air Force One
But no Pix are released!

[Pop Pop Pop]
One more under the Bus
[Pop Pop Pop]
One more under the Bus
And another one's gone, and another one's gone
One more under the Bus!

Hey he's gonna get you too!
Another one's under the Bus!
How do you think we're gonna get along?
But it's True! He's all wrong!
He's taken us for everything that we had
And tricked us all along!
Make you happy? are you glassy-eyed?
How long can you stand the creep?
Out of the White House no leadership
Just a Carter Repeat!

[Chorus]
Another one Under the Bus
Another one Under the Bus
Another one Under the Bus
Another one Under the Bus

There are plenty of ways we can save our land
And take away his crown!
We can whack him, attack him, we can take a stand
Believe me he's a clown!
And I'm ready, yes I'm ready for this
I'm ready to deploy the fleet!
Out of the White House new Leadership
We need a corps d'elite!

[Chorus]

Kalamazoo

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2010/06/07/student_sitting_behind_obama_falls_asleep_during_commencement_address.html

Kalamazoo
A Paddy Whack©

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H
I'm gonna speak in Kalamazoo
I'm gonna boast
Because I'm the most in Kalamazoo
(zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo)

Tears they will cry
my my I'm a boob
Soon he's asleep
Does he think I'm a 'bleep'
in Kalamazoo?
(zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo)

My teleprompter's wired, but I'm just a liar
Like everyday
Is he snorin'?
Secret Service warnin'
"Wake up, Mr. Student" Everything's OK,
A-L-A-M-A-Z-O
Oh, what a speech! a real pile of poo
I'll put a lid
On that sleepy-faced kid
I know what to do

I'm goin' to lie again
I'll be the biggest Hit in Kalamazoo
(Zoo, zoo) (Zoo, zoo, zoo, Kalamazoo)

K (K) A (A) L-A-M-A-Z-O
(Oh, oh, oh, oh what a speech, a real pile of poo)
(I know I'm a bore but don't let that kid snore in Kalamazoo)
(Zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo)
(Kalamazoo)!!

McNamara's Band

From my book: a Parody of McNamara's Band made famous by Bing Crosby, with a few modifications.

His Names' Barack Obama
a Paddy Whack©

His name's Barack Obama, and he thinks he's something grand
Although he's now the President he came from Lincoln Land
He uses teleprompters and with them he sounds a treat
But when he stumbles off the cuff, he chews on his two feet.

Oh he speaks of change, freedom he'll exchange
and our nation he'll kill with TAX
Pelosi, Reid, they sing his tune, while Barry crowds attracts
And then when he guarantees oodles of loot
that Obamacare demands
A debt to all Americans is the Obama Plan

Right now he's still rehearsin' for some very tough campaigns
A Liberal celebration, the Progressives call for change
When he campaigns for others it is such a sight to see!
They Say, "I never thought Obama'd lose this race for me!"

Oh, he speaks of change, Freedom he'll exchange
And our nation he'll kill with TAX
Pelosi, Reid, they sing his tune, while Barry crowds attracts
And then when he guarantees oodles of loot
that Obamacare demands
A debt to all Americans is the Obama Plan.

Oh remember Jeremiah, it's from Trinity he came
He rants and raves, Obama gave him up to his great shame
And everyone from Rezko to Bill Ayers and Dorhn are crooks
Obama's friends, and in the end, it's him that cooks the books

Oh he says he'll save the planet and with Gore he wears the green
Now Cap and Trade is tailor made for deficits obscene
And then when our energy goes through the roof
We'll blame those bureaucrats!
But, by Jiminy I don't want to be his proletariat!

Oh, he speaks of change, Freedom he'll exchange
And our nation he'll kill with TAX
Pelosi, Reid, they sing his tune, while Barry crowds attracts
And then when he guarantees oodles of loot
that Obamacare demands
A debt to all Americans is the Obama Plan.

How Much is that Doggie in the Window?

Ann Coulter's article today painted a great picture of Obama's lap-dog posture with regard to Islamists and other foreign leaders who are not our friends.

It inspired this parody. Thanks Ann.

Patti Page's How Much is that Doggie in the Window?

Now, Who Put Obama in the White House?
A Paddy Whack©

Now, who put Obama in the White House? [arf, arf]
The One Rush says he wants to fail?
Now, who put Obama in the White House? [arf, arf]
I do hope Obama derails.

He just took a trip to California
He dropped by the Delta as well
If he had been Bush they would be screamin'
That oil spill is beyond the pale

Now, who put Obama in the White House? [arf arf]
The One Rush says he wants to fail
Now who put Obama in the White House? [arf, arf]
I do hope Obama derails.

I read in the paper 'bout Obama [cough, cough]
And how he said we are to blame
With redistribution his agenda
Our country will ne'er be the same.

I don't want Obama in the White House
I don't want apology tours
I don't want his bowing- it's disgraceful
And the cash that I earn is not Yours!

Now, who put Obama in the White House? [barf, barf]
The One Rush says he wants to fail
Now, who put Obama in the White House?
I do hope Obama derails.

Read It!

"Beat It" Michael Jackson had a hit with Beat It. In the wake of all the Unconstitutional legislation and the 'pass the bill so we can find out what's in it." Here's my version, as a warning to all those running for office.

Read It!

A Paddy Whack©

[1st verse]
We told them don’t you ever vote Obamacare
Don’t wanna ‘socialize,’ you’d better lend an ear!
The fire’s in our eyes, and our words are real clear
Just Read it, Just Read it!

[2nd verse]
You’re gonna run? You better listen right here
We want a Patriot, no freedoms disappear!
The fire’s in our eyes and our words are real clear
Just Read it, th’Constitution, Man!

[chorus]
Just Read it, (read it), Read it, (read it)
Don’t you make us all repeat it!
Showin’ you Flunky! Wrong isn’t right.
It doesn’t matter who’s Left or who’s Right
Just Read it
Just Read it
Just Read it
Just Read it

[3rd verse]
We’re out to get you, better leave while you can
Don’t be Obama’s toy and push his Marxist plan!

You wanna survive, Better do what you can
Just Read it, Just Read it

[4th verse]
You need to show us that you’re fully prepared
You’re playing with our lives, this ain’t no truth or dare
They’ll trick you, and they'll bribe you,
Then they’ll tell you it’s fair
So Read it, th’Constitution, Man!

[chorus]
Just Read it, (read it), Read it, (read it)
Don’t you make us all repeat it!
Showin’ you Flunky! Wrong isn’t right.
It doesn’t matter who’s Left or who’s Right
Just Read it, (read it), Read it, (read it)
Don’t you make us all repeat it!
Showin’ you Flunky! Wrong isn’t right.
It doesn’t matter who’s Left or who’s Right
Just Read it (echo)
Read it, read it, read it
Read it, read it, read it

(repeat Chorus)

If I Had a Stammer

IF I HAD A HAMMER (The Hammer Song)
words and music by Lee Hays and Pete Seeger

If I Had a Stammer
A Paddy Whack©

[Ever notice how Barry Stammers without his teleprompter? Here’s the latest]:

If I had a Stammer
I’d stammer in the Morning
I’d stammer in the Evening
All over this land
I’d stammer out Health Care
I’d stammer Global Warming
I’d stammer out Hope and Change, my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

If I had a bong
I’d smoke it in the morning
I’d smoke it in the evening
While I hatched my plans
I’d huff and puff for ego
I’d huff and puff for power
I’d huff and puff that I’m the One, the hope and change you’re needin’
All over this land

If I had a Plan
I’d plan it like Alinsky
I’d plan with Cloward-Piven
All over this land
I’d plan to end freedom
I’d plan to tax your earnings
I’d plan to bring a Marxist State to you and all your children
All over this land

Now I’ve got a stammer,
And I’ve got a bong,
And I’ve got a plan to bring
All over this land.
It’s the stammer of Incompetence
It’s the bong of Arrogance
It’s the plan to bring a Marxist State to you and all your children
All over this land