How Much is that Doggie in the Window?

Ann Coulter's article today painted a great picture of Obama's lap-dog posture with regard to Islamists and other foreign leaders who are not our friends.

It inspired this parody. Thanks Ann.

Patti Page's How Much is that Doggie in the Window?

Now, Who Put Obama in the White House?
A Paddy Whack©

Now, who put Obama in the White House? [arf, arf]
The One Rush says he wants to fail?
Now, who put Obama in the White House? [arf, arf]
I do hope Obama derails.

He just took a trip to California
He dropped by the Delta as well
If he had been Bush they would be screamin'
That oil spill is beyond the pale

Now, who put Obama in the White House? [arf arf]
The One Rush says he wants to fail
Now who put Obama in the White House? [arf, arf]
I do hope Obama derails.

I read in the paper 'bout Obama [cough, cough]
And how he said we are to blame
With redistribution his agenda
Our country will ne'er be the same.

I don't want Obama in the White House
I don't want apology tours
I don't want his bowing- it's disgraceful
And the cash that I earn is not Yours!

Now, who put Obama in the White House? [barf, barf]
The One Rush says he wants to fail
Now, who put Obama in the White House?
I do hope Obama derails.

Blame it on the Cosa Nostra

Original song: Blame it on the Bossa Nova
(Barry Mann and Cynthia Weil)

Blame it on the Cosa Nostra
A Paddy Whack©

Barry took a chance, on an alibi
Standin’ on his own Bush to crucify
He began his reign, blamin’ Bush and Rove
And soon I knew he’d never let it go

Blame it on the cosa nostra Barry’s magic spell
Blame it on the cosa nostra that he weaves so well
Oh, It all began with chants of hope and change

But USA he plans to rearrange
Blame it on the cosa nostra
Barry’s plan for Gov

(Now was it a goon?)
No, no, the cosa nostra
(Or a velvet glove?)
Oh no, the cosa nostra
(Laws in the back room?)
Yeah, yeah, the cosa nostra
(His plan for Gov)

[instrumental organ]

Now I’m glad to say Barry’s on the wane
And the USA’s gonna rise again!
And when our kids ask how it came about
I’m gonna say to them without a doubt

Blame it on the cosa nostra Barry tipped his hand
Blame it on the cosa nostra woke a sleeping land
Oh It all began with chants of hope and change
And planning USA to rearrange
Blame it on the cosa nostra
Barry’s plan for Gov

(Now was it a goon?)
No, no, the cosa nostra
(Or a velvet glove?)
Oh no, the cosa nostra
(Laws in the back room?)
Yeah, yeah, the cosa nostra
(His plan for Gov)

[repeats and fades]