Mr. Snitch

This according to Michelle Malkin: http://michellemalkin.com/2011/09/13/obama-launches-another-snitch-police-squad/

Mr. Snitch

(based on You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch)

You're a mean one, Mr. Snitch
You really aren't for real!
You're as sneaky as a ferret
Over-reaching your appeal
Mr. Snitch!
You're so bad Obama!
Failure is a done deal!

You're so slimy, Mr. Snitch!
Who reports to you the dope?
To secure your next election
You seek info on your foes
Mr. Snitch!
I wouldn't help you
For a big barrel filled up with gold!

You're a Marxist, Mr. Snitch
Looking for the master race!
You have all the power of office
With a 'football' in a case
Mr. Snitch!
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the football! Just in case!

You're not truthful, Mr. Snitch!
You attract the scum and flies!
You are quick to scare the Seniors
Social programs in demise
Mr. Snitch!
The three words that best describe you
are as follows, and I quote:
Liar, Lying, Lies

You're a stinker, Mr. Snitch!
You're a stuttering, utter bore!
For without your teleprompter
All the citizens would snore!

Mr. Snitch!
Your programs are an appalling mish-mash,
Overflowing with the most inept bloated bureacracy imaginable,
Strangling the economy and speeding to a big crash!

You're a sly one, Mr. Snitch!
You have darkness in your soul.
When you speak you sound so folksy
Staring daggers down your nose
Mr. Snitch!
You're an arrogant, Marxist, hater of anything American,
And it's time you should Go!

Enemy of the State

From law suits against our own (Arizona) to destroying our economy with unsustainable governmental growth (Obamacare), Obama is an enemy of our ship of state. Here is a re-write of one of my parodies from page 309 of my book Mrs. Paddy's Political Parodies, A Tea Party Songbook for the New Revolution. Still on sale at your favorite bookstore!

I'm An Enemy of the State, I Am

(Based on Herman's Hermits' hit song "I'm Henry the Eighth, I Am")

I'm 'n Enemy of the State, I am.

Enemy of the State, I am I am

I got Congress into crisis galore!

Raise the ceiling all I want is More

And every one is an enemy

I wouldn't trust the Senate for a plan

I'm your POTUS now, and an enemy

Enemy of the State I am I am

Enemy of the State I am.

I'm 'n Enemy of the State, I am

Enemy of the State, I am I am

Don't you wonder why I've opened the door

To Islamists and Hamas galore?

'Cause every one is our enemy

They don't believe in Freedom, that's my plan!

I'm your POTUS now, and your enemy

Enemy of the State I am I am

Enemy of the State I am.

Yes I am.

Parody of Superstition (Stevie Wonder)

From Page 249 of my book Mrs. Paddy's Political Parodies, A Songbook for the New Revolution. From Stevie Wonder's song: Superstition

Now It's a Recession!
A Paddy Whack

(Cue Drums and Funky music!)
Now it's a Recession! This guy's off the wall
Says it's a Depression! Stimulus for all
Trillion dollar Bail-out! broke the middle class
Sixty years of Bad Debt, the good things all are past

When you believed in Hope, what you don't understand
We all Suffer!
Obamanation ain't the Way.

Isn't he audacious? Watch his bait and switch
Don't you see the problem? Bail-outs are a bitch
This is like a bad dream, What he does is wrong
He don't wanna save us, But we must stand strong!

When you believed B.O. what you don't understand
Is we'll suffer!
Obamanation ain't the Way, yeh yeh

Barry's Great Depression, nothin' more to say
Liberty's Regression, devil's here to stay
Trillion Dollar Bail-Out! Broke the middle class!
Sixty years of Bad Debt, Good things all are past!

When you believed those things, and gave him command
Now we'll suffer!
Obamanation ain't the Way. No No No

Before He Cheats (Parody)

Carrie Underwood's 'Before He Cheats' Original Songwriters: Tompkins, Chris; Kear, Josh;

A Paddy Whack©
We Won't Retreat!

Right now we're planning Tea Parties
With a Gadsden Flag
And we're feeling Patriotic
Right now they're probably chugging down
A little KoolAid drink 'cause the Libs are psychotic.
Right now Obama's right beside 'em with a cool trick,
Showin' off but he's a big Dumbo...

And don't he know!?

He shoved my Freedom to the Side
Took a shredder to my Constitution, Right!
Brought G.M. into his balance sheet!
He brought Chicagoland thuggers to our Empire
Stashed it full of raging liars
But maybe next time he'll blink! We won't retreat!

Right now, they're probably up thinking some
Slap-Dash version to deny he's raising taxes
Right now, he's probably saying, "I won."
And we're all thinking that we need to grind our axes.
Right now, he's probably adding on 3 trillion
Worth! But that Debt's a No Go!
Oh and he don't know!?

He shoved my Freedom to the Side
Took a shredder to my Constitution, Right!
Brought G.M. into his balance sheet!
He brought Chicagoland thuggers to our Empire
Stashed it full of raging liars
But maybe next time he'll blink! We won't retreat!

We might just save a little freedom for the rest, Girl!
'Cause the next one that retreats
Oh, you know it won't be me!
No, not me!

'Cause he shoved my Freedom to the Side
Took a shredder to my Constitution, Right!
Brought G.M. into his balance sheet!
He brought Chicagoland thuggers to our Empire
Stashed it full of raging liars
But maybe next time he'll blink! We won't retreat!
Oh maybe next time he'll blink!
We won't retreat!
Oh, we won't retreat...
Oh oh oh...

Otis Reddings' Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay

Otis Redding's "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay"

A Paddy Whack©
Giving to Barack all my Pay

Giving in the morning sun
I'll be giving when the evening comes
Watching the chips roll in
And then watch 'em roll away again

[Refrain]
Giving to Barack all my Pay
Watching his lies every day
I'm just giving to Barack all my Pay
Wasting dimes.

I lost my home in Georgia
Can't afford the 'Frisco Bay
'Cause I got nothin' to live on
Look like freedom's gonna pass away

So I'm just...
Giving to Barack all my Pay
Watch as he lies every day
I'm just giving to Barack all my Pay
Wasting dimes

Look like nothing's gonna save me
Everyone still embraces change
Why we do what bad people tell us to do?
Can't we tell 'em to keep the change?

Listen here lessons have shown
That His Holiness won't leave us alone
Two Thousand years and some
Just to make Barack the One?

Now, I'm just
Giving to Barack all my Pay
Watching his lies every day
I'm just giving to Barack all my Pay
Wasting dimes

MOORE

MOORE: A Paddy Whack

From the Song (Frank Sinatra/Bobby Darin) More than the Greatest Love

by Marcello Ciorciolini, R. Ortolani, N. Oliviero

Moore is the greatest fool the world has known
When for his words and films will he atone?
Moore has a simple-minded thing to say
He only lives to lie to you each day

Moore is a propaganda tool
He's a liberal lying fool
He has lost all reason
Lying, screaming, nearly treason

Longer than fairy tales his nose would grow
If only Disneyland could make it so
He has an Oscar so he thinks
Everyone his Kool-aid drinks
But I do not wish for Moore!

Moore made his fame upon the death of truth

Made fame and fortune on the death of youth
From Columbine to Cuba he has spun
Films that will say we have no need of guns

Moore rich beyond belief
He says wealth creates more grief
We all should revile the wealthy
Cuba's way will make us healthy

Our liberty has stayed a long, long time
But with this dumbing down we're in decline
I know a Marxist when he speaks
And his message simply reeks
No I don't want more Mike Moore!

Shuffle Off to Buffalo (with a twist)

Just for fun. A non-political parody! (Didn't know I had it in me, didya?) This happened quite by accident over the weekend. A moment of hilarity from a comment by my dearest friend. I think I'd like this played at my funeral someday. (I always wanted to know how to tap dance...maybe someday....)

To the tune of Shuffle Off to Buffalo
original lyrics by Hal Kemp

a Paddy Whack

Won't you step up to my casket
It's the only time I'll ask it
Now it's dust to soil
Oooh Oooh Oooh
Off I'm gonna shuffle
Shuffle off this mortal coil.

No Viagra or Cialis

Needed in my brand new palace
Ain't that apropos?
oooh oooh Oooh!
Off I'm gonna shuffle
Shuffle to that golden glow.

Today, Grim Reaper paid a visit
And made the outcome crystal clear
Just a moment quite exquisite
But you can join me later, dear.

Now I'm singing like Cole Porter
No more home of bricks and mortar
'Cause it's time to go
oh oh oh
Off I'm gonna shuffle
Shuffle off and do-si-do.

You might think that I'm just napping
But in Heaven I'll be tapping
Dancing heel-to-toe
oh oh oh
Off I'm gonna shuffle
Shuffle off so, Cheerio!

Blue Hawaii (Blew Hawaii)

"Washington (CNN) -- President Barack Obama is considering at least a short delay to the start of his holiday vacation in Hawaii so he can try to work out a deal with congressional Republicans on the Bush tax cuts that expire December 31, CNN has learned.

Two senior administration officials tell CNN the White House has been getting signals that the lame duck session of Congress could drag on past December 18, when the president is scheduled to depart for Hawaii.

Obama has privately said he is willing to stay in Washington until Christmas Eve if necessary to finish the contentious debate over taxes, the officials said.

While administration officials do not expect that Obama will have to stay in town until Christmas Eve, which he did last year because of health care reform, they believe there could be a delay of at least a couple of days."

Blew Hawaii (Made famous by Elvis)
A Paddy Whack

Just for you, I blew Hawaii
Those mid-terms now are past
And Lame-Duck's chappin' my ass

Just for you, I blew Hawaii
Now it is my last chance
To nail things down.

Don't you see, they should all consider me
Why should we... delay our plans?

Just for you, I blew Hawaii
Just one more DREAM will do
And then I'll fly

to HI

it's true.

AMERICA

Original AMERICA Written by: neil diamond

AMERICA

a Paddy Whack

Far
We're not travelling far
TSA's wrong
I think I'll take the car

FREE
We no longer live free
All our liberties lost
Bye American Dream

In the fields and on the planes
It's coming to America
Losing what we fought to gain
It's coming to America

Home, now it seems so far away
No one traveling there today
It's the eye of the storm
It's the eye of the storm

Rome, once a new and shiny place
Of its grandeur not a trace
Coming here so be warned
Coming here so be warned

Everywhere around the world
They're laughing at America
Terror Lemmings of the world
They're laughing at America

Got a dream I'd like to share
We must preserve America
To fight the Left I pledge and swear
We must preserve America

We must preserve America
We must preserve America
We must preserve America
We must preserve America
Today, Today, today, today, today

My country's liberty
(today)
Now under tyranny
(today)
Of thee I sing
(today)
Let Freedom Ring!
(Today)

Bend At the Spine, If you Decline

Johnny Cash's I WALK THE LINE

Bend at the Spine, If you Decline!
A Paddy Whack

They keep a close watch on this airport line
They keep their eyes wide open all the time
And if you Opt Out TSA's guideline
Bend at the spine, if you decline.

Our Constitution makes this very clear
No search and seizure! Fourth Amendment here!
Who is the cause of all this strife and fear?
At the airline, freedom resign.

As sure as liquid's wet and files are sharp
No comfort food or tools, they must depart
Take off your shoes because they aren't so smart
Bend at the spine, if you decline.

If you are Arab, or wear a hijab
You are exempt, it's not the screener's job
Napolitano's orders are macabre
Bend at the spine, if you decline.

They keep a close watch on your private parts
And if you opt out frisk and search will start
Two hours to clear the line til you depart
Bend at the spine, if you decline.

Here we come a Wassailing - a parody

Here We Come A Borrowing
a Paddy Whack


Here we come a-borrowing
Because we are so 'green'
Here we come a squandering
The A-mer-i-can Dream.


Debt for all comes to you
Tax for all your children too
And we'll rob you, and send you
Where Rome has gone before
Vote us out or we will be back for more.


Here we come a-cowering
Free speech is in our sights
Here we come a-glowering
At the 'extremist' Right.


Debt for all comes to you
Tax for all your children too
And we'll rob you, and send you
Where Rome has gone before
Vote us out or we will be back for more.

Because of You

BECAUSE OF YOU

Original Artist: Tony Bennett
Billboard # 1 for 10 weeks in 1951-52
Original Words and Music by A. Hammerstein and D. Wilkinson
From the 1940 movie "I Was An American Spy"

BECAUSE OF ME

(As sung by Obama, Pelosi and Reid)
A Paddy Whack

Because of me our health care's in decline
Because of me there's a new party line
Because of me the dye is cast
Free land of Liberty is past
Those cars now, those czars now are mine.

You'll only live with the power I decree
No paradise now, No land of the free
Because of me the USA's in debt
And you can bet,
Because of me


------ instrumental break ------

You'll only live with the power I decree
No paradise now, No land of the free
Because of me the USA's in debt
And you can bet,
Because of me

the Bonanza Theme

A Paddy Whack!

The Bonanza Theme

We count the days
Til we erase the phrase
Obama!
Now we can Hope
To overthrow this joke
Voting for Liberty

Voters high
Vengance nigh
Soon they'll lose their seat!
No more Lies
Freedom Flies
When they taste defeat!

Here we stand
At the crossroads for our grand
Old Nation!
If we don't
Send the message: No We Won't
We'll lose our Liberty

Don't hesitate
Marxists waiting at the gate
Remember!
Get out and vote
I am done with Barry's Hope
Preserve our Liberty!

For the One Nation March

From the Finale ONE A Chorus Line

[One Nation Marchers]

One March upon our nation
No more baby-step mistakes
One March for we Progressives
We'll do all that it takes
One March On Washington, We're here to see it through
You know Those TEA Party marches were just Doo-Doo

He walks into a room
And you know
He's uncommonly bright, healthy physique
His teleprompter will help him to speak
He walks into a room
and you know from his
Arrogant pose, mouth in a curl
He's the Duke of Hurl
Bowl-ing,
Can't, Help,
All of his qualities bemoan-ing.
Where is his charisma when he's a
Tax Money-laundering, socialist gambler?

One moment with Obama
And we're sure he'll pass the test
And we'll soon restrain the rest
No Guns! Son!

Ooooh! My! Communist intention
Do I really have to mention?
He's the One?!

[TEA Party]

One? What a silly notion
We've been marching all year long
One? such a big commotion
To bad they are all wrong!
One March and suddenly they think we'll all agree
One March and they think their coffee's as good as TEA!

One! Moment left for Congress
'Cause we think they failed the test.
Voting day will put to rest
EACH ONE
Son!

Oooh! Sigh! They have our attention
Do...I...really have to mention?
He's No 'One?'

Circle of Life Parody: Our Great Liberty

From my book! Try it, you'll like it! Parody of Circle of Life (Lion King) Elton John and Tim Rice

Our Great Liberty
A Paddy Whack

[chant]
Come on our life is just so sweet here
Oh yes, the USA's a leader
(repeat)

[begin music]
From the day we arrived in this nation
Where from many, we became One
We've loved liberty and equality
To defend our home has got to be done!

There's too much at stake to surrender
For defense, we must remain strong
Hold your banners high
Say "Live Free or Die"
Raise your voice in pledge and in song!

We enjoy living free
And it lifts us all
From despair and hope
With faith and love
Til a beacon we'll be
The whole world yearning
For our Freedom!
Our Great Liberty!

We enjoy living free
And it lifts us all
From Despair into Hope
With Faith and Love!
Til a beacon we'll be
The whole world yearning
For our Freedom!
Our Great Liberty!

ROCK THE VOTE!

Rock the Vote
From: Hues Corporation #1 Hit "Rock the Boat"

A Paddy Whack

So we'd like to show that, we have emotion
So we'd like to show that, we have the notion

To Rock the Vote, we'll rock the vote baby
Rock the vote, we'll tip the Dems over
Rock the vote, we'll rock the vote baby
Rock the Vo-oh-oh-oh-ote!

Ever since the U.S.A. began
We've fought to keep this strong and prosperous land
She has been our hope from sea to shining sea
Our strength is in our nation that will set you free

Our country needs our love and devotion

We must halt the loss of liberty that is now in motion!

So we'd like to show that, we have emotion
So we'd like to show that, we have the notion

To Rock the Vote, we'll rock the vote baby
Rock the vote, we'll tip the Dems over
Rock the vote, we'll rock the vote baby
Rock the Vo-oh-oh-oh-ote!

Our ship of state has sailed through every storm
And we want someone who'll steer her safely from now on

Oh we need to keep her strong and bold and free

Don't let it drift away, you hear? When TEA Party is YOU.

Our Country needs our love and devotion

We must halt the loss of Liberty that is now in motion!

So we'd like to show that, we have emotion
So we'd like to show that, we have the notion

To Rock the Vote, we'll rock the vote baby
Rock the vote, we'll tip the Dems over
Rock the vote, we'll rock the vote baby
Rock the Vo-oh-oh-oh-ote!

Try in November

Music: Harvey Schmidt
Lyrics: Tom Jones
Book: Tom Jones
Premiere: Tuesday, May 3, 1960

Try In NOvember
A Paddy Whack

Try in November, it's time to remember
When We were Free. No Flags were Yellow
Try in November, it's time to remember
When we all drank that Kool-Aid Jello
Try in November, It's Time to Remember
When all we elected that shallow fellow
Try in November, and if you remember
Then Swallow.

Swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow Swallow, swallow, swallow swallow.

Try to remember, that vote last November
That made us weep into our pillow
Try to remember, that Vote last November
That Dream of Hope a peccadillo
Try to remember the kind of November
When Tea Was a Party about to Billow
Try to remember ! Drink TEA this November
And Swallow!

Swallow (repeats)

Seek this November, we all must remember
Although you know B.O. Will 'foller'
Seek in November, we all must remember
Without a vote we all must 'swaller'
Seek in November a kinder December
And Fire the Pretender that made us 'holler'
Seek this November
We all must Remember
And swallow!

Teleprompter Song

Here is a rework of a song parody from my book.

Teleprompter Song (the Wichita Lineman/Glenn Campbell)

I am Obama's Teleprompter
I'm the brain that you seek
You would laugh if you could hear
Obama, actually speak

You see he is a dandy liar
Prepared answers rule the day
And this great Teleprompter
Tells him what he has to say!!

He never takes me on Vacation
And that suits me just fine
This part-time job is fine with me
I don't need lobster and wine

And I go to every meeting
I stand tall and lead the way
And this Great Teleprompter
Tells him what he has to say!!

And I Guess That's Why They Call it the News

Original song: Elton John, Davey Johnstone
Lyrics by Bernie Taupin

I Guess That’s Why they Call it the Blues

I Guess That’s Why they Call it the News

A Paddy Whack

They Dish it Today
They look at it like they are so clever
Between you and me they Can’t honestly say
Left Wings will rule us forever

Just smile for today
Just put those demons aside
And it won’t be long before liberty runs
To that place in our hearts where it abides

And I guess that’s why they call it the news
Time we demand we hear truth from those boobs
Drafting our Children, Living off Others
Trashing reporters that go under cover!
And I guess that’s why they call it the news.

Just spare us some grace
Picture our fate in your hands
Cling to the Second without hesitation
And never forget our great Land

Our U.S.A.
Dies in the night without help
Now more than ever I simply love you
More than I love life itself

And I guess that’s why they call it the news
Time we demand we hear truth from those boobs

Drafting our Children, Living off Others
Trashing reporters that go under cover!
And I guess that’s why they call it the news.

[harmonica interlude]

Our U.S.A.
Dies in the night without help
Now more than ever I simply love you
More than I love life itself

And I guess that’s why they call it the news
Time we demand we hear truth from those boobs
Drafting our Children, Living off Others
Trashing reporters that go under cover!
And I guess that’s why they call it the news.

And I guess that’s why they call it the news.

And I guess that’s why they call it the news.

And I guess that’s why they call it the news.

There are no Strings on Me

From Pinocchio Harline/Washington
A reprint from my book. Page 299-300

OBAMA:
I've got no strings
That make me dance
They feed me Lines, Give me a Chance
IF I had strings
They'd bury me
You'll see no strings on me

Hi Ho I'm Barry O.
I'm a puppet don't you see?
I want the world to know
Naught should ever worry thee
You'll see no strings
To make you frown
To tip my hand, with-hold my crown
I have wings
And you will see
Those angel wings on me!

DUTCH PUPPET:
I see no strings
To worry me
We love you by the Zuider Zee
Ya Ya Ya
the Germans too
We're in the tank for you.

FRENCH PUPPET:
I see no strings
Qui parle pour vous?
Les Francais voient votre jeu
Je vois des cordes
Juste entre nous
Qui D'autre parle pour vous?

TERRORIST PUPPET:
We in Al Qaeda know
How to make war ebb and flow
We'd like the world to know
Barry should win place and show!
(Chorus)