From Les Mis "Master of the House"
A Paddy Whack©
Well here we are
Barry’s a clown
But meet the best
Deal makers in town
As for the rest
Just take a look
It’s plain to see
The lot of em’s crooks.
Where there’s smoke there’s flame
Politicians came
With socialist intent
Congress is their name
Speaker of the House
Doling out the Dough
Ready with a tax break
If you don't vote No
Sells us down the chute
Twists a little arm
Everyone appreciates the Speakers’ Charm
Glad to pass two thousand pages
Patriots are Astroturf
Obamacare is coming
And they plan to tax you all your worth!
Senators have Reid
Reaper of the Vote
Ramming more bad legislation
Down our throat
Medicare’s for free
Here a cash rebate
But only if you live in old Ben Nelson’s state
Glad to float Landrieu a favor
Hold-outs disbelief suspend
But, Harry, that old geezer,
Caesar never had a better friend
CHORUS:
Speaker of the House
Nanny state indeed
Bleeds us like the congressmen and Harry Reid
Soon we’ll all be poor
But they think they’re great
Socialists like Nancy
Generate our hate
Everybody hates the Congress
Senators their ethics pawn
Obamacare is coming
Constitutionality is gone
And now part Deux
It’s Cap and Trade
Al Gore’s big scam
His fortune made
Soon Amnesty
Sovereignty’s shot
Open the gates
Allow the whole lot
Here we’ll print more cash
Barry’s so-called ‘stash’
And nothing’s gonna stop
‘Til we all go crash!
Fools beyond compare
Fools beyond belief!
Drinking up the Kool-Aid
Saying debt’s relief!
GITMO will be shut
Liars! That’s a fact!
Navy SEALS indicted
Copenhagen pacts
Terrorists are more than welcome
ACORN gets a pass and more!
Congressmen and Barry say
That’s what our Constitution’s for
Threaten us with Tax
Chairmen get the Axe
Blame it on the Bush Regime In case you ask
Hire a little Czar
Mao’s a rising star
Bailing out the bankers building GM cars
When it comes to Legislation
There are lots of tricks they know
How the Debt Increases
With no spending freezes
Gee but it’s amazing how it grows!
CHORUS
Speaker of the House
Nanny state indeed
Bleeds us like the congressmen and Harry Reid
Soon we’ll all be poor
But they think they’re great
Socialists like Nancy
Generate our hate
Everybody hates the Congress
Senators their ethics pawn
Obamacare is coming
Constitutionality is gone
I used to dream
Our nation had no peer
But, since Obama
Was elected just last year:
Spreading out the Change?
Just look to the past
Socialism never lets your freedom last
Thinks he’s all the rage
Brings on more despair
Speaks with Teleprompter
Gives me mal de mer
What a cruel trick on Freedom
Landing him in the White House
God knows how we’ll handle
Socialists in Senate and the House!
CHORUS
Speaker of the House
(Reid is such a louse)
Bleed us like the Senators
(And the White House)
Soon we’ll all be poor
But they think they’re great
(Hypocrites and Liars and Obamagate)
Everybody hates the Senate
Everybody hates the House
(Everybody’s keeping score!
Soon they’ll all be out the door!)
Everybody’s keeping score on the Senate and the House!
