Showing posts with label tea party movement. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tea party movement. Show all posts

Friday, October 22, 2010

Because of You

BECAUSE OF YOU

Original Artist: Tony Bennett
Billboard # 1 for 10 weeks in 1951-52
Original Words and Music by A. Hammerstein and D. Wilkinson
From the 1940 movie "I Was An American Spy"

BECAUSE OF ME
(As sung by Obama, Pelosi and Reid)
A Paddy Whack

Because of me our health care's in decline
Because of me there's a new party line
Because of me the dye is cast
Free land of Liberty is past
Those cars now, those czars now are mine.

You'll only live with the power I decree
No paradise now, No land of the free
Because of me the USA's in debt
And you can bet,
Because of me


------ instrumental break ------

You'll only live with the power I decree
No paradise now, No land of the free
Because of me the USA's in debt
And you can bet,
Because of me

Thursday, September 30, 2010

For the One Nation March

From the Finale ONE A Chorus Line

[One Nation Marchers]

One March upon our nation
No more baby-step mistakes
One March for we Progressives
We'll do all that it takes
One March On Washington, We're here to see it through
You know Those TEA Party marches were just Doo-Doo

He walks into a room
And you know
He's uncommonly bright, healthy physique
His teleprompter will help him to speak
He walks into a room
and you know from his
Arrogant pose, mouth in a curl
He's the Duke of Hurl
Bowl-ing,
Can't, Help,
All of his qualities bemoan-ing.
Where is his charisma when he's a
Tax Money-laundering, socialist gambler?

One moment with Obama
And we're sure he'll pass the test
And we'll soon restrain the rest
No Guns! Son!

Ooooh! My! Communist intention
Do I really have to mention?
He's the One?!

[TEA Party]

One? What a silly notion
We've been marching all year long
One? such a big commotion
To bad they are all wrong!
One March and suddenly they think we'll all agree
One March and they think their coffee's as good as TEA!

One! Moment left for Congress
'Cause we think they failed the test.
Voting day will put to rest
EACH ONE
Son!

Oooh! Sigh! They have our attention
Do...I...really have to mention?
He's No 'One?
'


Saturday, September 25, 2010

Circle of Life Parody: Our Great Liberty

From my book! Try it, you'll like it! Parody of Circle of Life (Lion King) Elton John and Tim Rice

Our Great Liberty
A Paddy Whack

[chant]
Come on our life is just so sweet here
Oh yes, the USA's a leader
(repeat)

[begin music]
From the day we arrived in this nation
Where from many, we became One
We've loved liberty and equality
To defend our home has got to be done!

There's too much at stake to surrender
For defense, we must remain strong
Hold your banners high
Say "Live Free or Die"
Raise your voice in pledge and in song!

We enjoy living free
And it lifts us all
From despair and hope
With faith and love
Til a beacon we'll be
The whole world yearning
For our Freedom!
Our Great Liberty!

We enjoy living free
And it lifts us all
From Despair into Hope
With Faith and Love!
Til a beacon we'll be
The whole world yearning
For our Freedom!
Our Great Liberty!

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

ROCK THE VOTE!

Rock the Vote
From: Hues Corporation #1 Hit "Rock the Boat"

A Paddy Whack

So we'd like to show that, we have emotion
So we'd like to show that, we have the notion

To Rock the Vote, we'll rock the vote baby
Rock the vote, we'll tip the Dems over
Rock the vote, we'll rock the vote baby
Rock the Vo-oh-oh-oh-ote!

Ever since the U.S.A. began
We've fought to keep this strong and prosperous land
She has been our hope from sea to shining sea
Our strength is in our nation that will set you free
Our country needs our love and devotion
We must halt the loss of liberty that is now in motion!

So we'd like to show that, we have emotion
So we'd like to show that, we have the notion

To Rock the Vote, we'll rock the vote baby
Rock the vote, we'll tip the Dems over
Rock the vote, we'll rock the vote baby
Rock the Vo-oh-oh-oh-ote!

Our ship of state has sailed through every storm
And we want someone who'll steer her safely from now on
Oh we need to keep her strong and bold and free
Don't let it drift away, you hear? When TEA Party is YOU.
Our Country needs our love and devotion
We must halt the loss of Liberty that is now in motion!

So we'd like to show that, we have emotion
So we'd like to show that, we have the notion

To Rock the Vote, we'll rock the vote baby
Rock the vote, we'll tip the Dems over
Rock the vote, we'll rock the vote baby
Rock the Vo-oh-oh-oh-ote!





Monday, September 20, 2010

Try in November





Music: Harvey Schmidt
Lyrics: Tom Jones
Book: Tom Jones
Premiere: Tuesday, May 3, 1960


Try In NOvember
A Paddy Whack

Try in November, it's time to remember
When We were Free. No Flags were Yellow
Try in November, it's time to remember
When we all drank that Kool-Aid Jello
Try in November, It's Time to Remember
When all we elected that shallow fellow
Try in November, and if you remember
Then Swallow.

Swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow Swallow, swallow, swallow swallow.

Try to remember, that vote last November
That made us weep into our pillow
Try to remember, that Vote last November
That Dream of Hope a peccadillo
Try to remember the kind of November
When Tea Was a Party about to Billow
Try to remember ! Drink TEA this November
And Swallow!

Swallow (repeats)

Seek this November, we all must remember
Although you know B.O. Will 'foller'
Seek in November, we all must remember
Without a vote we all must 'swaller'
Seek in November a kinder December
And Fire the Pretender that made us 'holler'
Seek this November
We all must Remember
And swallow!




Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Read It!

"Beat It" Michael Jackson had a hit with Beat It. In the wake of all the Unconstitutional legislation and the 'pass the bill so we can find out what's in it." Here's my version, as a warning to all those running for office.
Read It!
A Paddy Whack©

[1st verse]
We told them don’t you ever vote Obamacare
Don’t wanna ‘socialize,’ you’d better lend an ear!
The fire’s in our eyes, and our words are real clear
Just Read it, Just Read it!

[2nd verse]
You’re gonna run? You better listen right here
We want a Patriot, no freedoms disappear!
The fire’s in our eyes and our words are real clear
Just Read it, th’Constitution, Man!

[chorus]
Just Read it, (read it), Read it, (read it)
Don’t you make us all repeat it!
Showin’ you Flunky! Wrong isn’t right.
It doesn’t matter who’s Left or who’s Right
Just Read it
Just Read it
Just Read it
Just Read it

[3rd verse]
We’re out to get you, better leave while you can
Don’t be Obama’s toy and push his Marxist plan!
You wanna survive, Better do what you can
Just Read it, Just Read it

[4th verse]
You need to show us that you’re fully prepared
You’re playing with our lives, this ain’t no truth or dare
They’ll trick you, and they'll bribe you,
Then they’ll tell you it’s fair
So Read it, th’Constitution, Man!

[chorus]
Just Read it, (read it), Read it, (read it)
Don’t you make us all repeat it!
Showin’ you Flunky! Wrong isn’t right.
It doesn’t matter who’s Left or who’s Right
Just Read it, (read it), Read it, (read it)
Don’t you make us all repeat it!
Showin’ you Flunky! Wrong isn’t right.
It doesn’t matter who’s Left or who’s Right
Just Read it (echo)
Read it, read it, read it
Read it, read it, read it
(repeat Chorus)

Sunday, March 21, 2010

The Ravin'


TheRaven by Edgar Allan Poe

The Ravin’ by Mrs. Paddy

Once upon a Congress clearly, while we marched on weak and weary
Over many a quaint and curious Patriot-begotten shore,
While we chanted, singing, clapping, suddenly there came a tapping
As of someone fiercely rapping, rapping on their chamber door.
‘Tis some Patriot,’ they muttered, ‘tapping at my chamber door-
Only fools, and nothing more.’

Ah, distinctly I remember it was from that bleak November,
And each Democratic Member wrought their will upon the poor.
Painfully I glimpsed the morrow; - vainly we had sought to borrow
From our Land surcease of sorrow – Standing on the Nation’s floor.
From the base and ignorant maiden, who is Nancy, Barry’s whore.
Shameless there for evermore.

And Obama, sought to woo us, sought his way and looked right through us
Pained us – Changed us with fantastic errors never seen before;
So that now, to keep repeating, Patriots began entreating
Speaking loud and oft repeating, beating on the Chamber doors-
Like inquisitors repeating, ‘Read the Constitution, or-
You’ll be gone,’ and nothing more.

Presently our ire grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
‘Sir’ said I, ‘or Madam, truly your attention I implore;’
But the fact is we were napping, and so gently laid your trapping
And so boldly you were scrapping, scrapping all we loved before,
That I scarce believed you’d do it – Shred the Constitution more!
But you have, and nothing more.

Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, watching die the dreams our children dream no more.
And the silence was unbroken, and the sleeping stayed un-woken,
And the only words there spoken were behind the chamber doors!
Reid and Nancy and Obama murmured back ‘Free? Nevermore’
Only this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, Patriot soul within me burning,
From a riled and angry nation, soon I heard a loud commotion,
‘Surely,’ said I, ‘Surely hear us, you should know you need to fear us;
Tyranny is not a notion, geared to fill us with devotion-
If you’ll stop and think a moment! Hear our pleas are not emotion-
‘Tis our Right, and nothing more!

Listen now, no need to stutter, We’re not riff-raff from the gutter
We are here a last assembly to preserve our nation’s soul
We don’t owe you our attention; you must fail in your intention
To destroy our hallowed nation, Bankruptcy is your clear goal.
We will fight you, we’ll remove you, think you clear of anger’s toll?
You’ll be gone, and something more!

When our Liberty is reeling, and sick hubris you are feeling
By the graves of founding Fathers’ and the Constitution swore
‘Though our battle is but started, soon from your seat you’ll be parted’
Ghastly law to serfdom send us, but we’ll yield you nothing more.
Tell me how you’ll face your nation, all your souls sold like a whore?
List’ the People: “Nevermore!”

I marveled at the stinking process and discourse you sought to boss us
Listened not unto your people – little relevance we bore;
Made no difference that we phoned! We faxed and marched! Will you atone?
We the People have lost patience with the Congress on the Floor
House and Senate both imperial; both corrupt unto the core
Liberty cries; “Nevermore.”

But the Congress and Obama, press upon us one more drama
As if one-sixth of our nation isn’t big enough to score
Sitting with his fingers steepled, ramming healthcare on the people
Setting up a monster program; geared to gut us to the core
A hundred and ten new bureaus forming, taxing all we have and more
Only Tax: and Nothing more.

But Obama sits there smiling, Democrats their vote beguiling
Another loss of freedom stripping, stripping from the nation’s core
And he spits upon our freedom, thinks no bill of rights we’re needin’
And the Patriots see their future, filled with promise nevermore
See the empty days before us, As we sing in dreadful chorus
USA is Nevermore.

Startled at the stillness broken by the word so aptly spoken,
‘Doubtless,’ says he, ‘what you utter is just hype and nothing more’
‘I will be your lord and master. It is not a great disaster
I just hope to change you faster! Faster than the Bush of yore.’
And with melancholy faces, Change is here. And hope? No more.
Liberty is Nevermore.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

He Can't Hide His Lyin' Lies

From the Eagles' Lyin' Eyes

A Paddy Whack©
Lying Lies

Witty pearls of wisdom come from Barry
Now he’ll crush dissent with just a smile
A new health plan
And we wont’ have to worry
At end of life we’ll all go out in style

Late in life his health care plan sounds phony
I guess rations for the sick must needs suffice
Hip replacements surely are expensive
And as we age it all goes up in price

He tells us we should pool our funds together
And caps will be on fees not tort reform
I think he needs to pray for sunny weather
Cause soon he’ll face a Patriot firestorm!

He can’t hide his lying lies
In a while we’ll be in demise
Thought by now he’d realize
There ain’t no way to hide his lying lies.


On the other hand at townhalls we are waiting
With fiery eyes and funds no one should steal
'We the People' aren’t for hire, nor ‘astroturfing’
‘Cause the anger that we feel is surely real

If they stop our call to arms we’ll fall together
Goodbye freedom! Liberty sent to exile!
I swear that we’ll be pushing back forever
Doesn’t matter what they say, they’re in denial

He can’t hide his lying lies
In a while we’ll be in demise
Thought by now he’d realize
There ain’t no way to hide his lying lies.


We lift up our voice; it is a strong one
We number more than stars up in the sky
Another fight, it’s gonna be a long one
Our Liberty! Not Debt!’s our battle cry.

I wonder how’d it ever get this crazy?
I think all our politicians must be fools
Were we inspired or did we just get lazy?
To give them all our trust to make the rules.

My, oh my, he sure knew that he would change things
He set us up so well, so carefully
It ain’t funny how much anger all this change brings?
We’re still the same free men we used to be

He can’t hide his lying lies
In a while we’ll be in demise
Thought by now he’d realize
There ain’t no way to hide his lying lies
(repeat & Fade)

Monday, October 19, 2009

Friday, October 16, 2009

Can You Hear Us Now?

In honor of the Can You Hear Us Now? protests ongoing and slated for tomorrow. Please feel free to utilize this!

If They Could See Me Now (from Sweet Charity)

If You Can Hear us Now
A Paddy Whack©

Well Can You Hear us Now?
We’re here to make a point
We’re not a rent-a-mob, Our nose is out of joint
We’d like you all to come and report the news
We are not Astroturf, We’re speaking our views!
All I can say is Wow
Look out and do your Job
Today we landed,
POW
We’re here “the Angry Mob!”
Get the message! ?
Holy Cow!
We’ll never believe you
If you Cannot Hear Us Now!

If you Can’t Hear us Now
You are the king of spin!
Can’t you see your credibility is Thin?
We’d like to see you try to just state the facts
Instead of shoving one more knife in our backs
All I can say is
Wow!
Wait till the evening news
When every main stream gal and guy will state their views
What a Set-up!
Holy Cow!
We’ll never believe you
If you Cannot Hear us Now!

If You Can Hear Us Now
Report it on TV,
We need some fair and balanced news from ABC (NBC)
I wish just once I’d hear some anchor remark
That Our Tea Party Knocked it Out of the Park!
To think our Founders said
We need a Press so Free
That it is necessary to our Liberty
What a shame you cannot see
We’ll never believe you!
If you Cannot Hear us Now!

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Branding Obama

Just some thoughts as a departure from my usual say-it-with-song. I have been increasingly aware of the Branding of Obama. Never in my lifetime have I seen the image and name of an American President so obvious in our everyday culture.

It's hard to ignore his face on every magazine, his 117 and counting press appearances since he took office, and the name Obama associated with everything! His 'presence' is the stem for the spin on every issue. This was brought home to me today when I was watching a video on the internet site Popmodal.com. Popmodal is the 'conservative alternative to Youtube' and the following were listed as 'Ads by Google': Education Stimulus Use Obama's Education Stimulus Package & Earn Your Degree Online! and next to it: Obama's Affordable Program Learn the Home Affordable Program. Free Analysis and Prequalification. (Emphasis Mine)

I don't know about you, but this disturbs me a lot. When did we switch from a Government by the People to the sheep looking to Obama (or any president or politician) for every aspect of our life? Did he personally achieve the Education Stimulus Package and the Affordable Program? What part did Congress play? The American People? Was this an executive order from the President? Why is his name attached to it? Is this the United States of Obama?

There is this idol-worship going on over this president, and it is undeserved. He has broken every 'campaign' promise he made, and is implementing his agenda (which those of us who were not star-struck by his charismatic presence heard him articulate during the campaign) which is radical and out-of-step with the majority of Americans.

He couched all of his radical agenda in feel-good, buzz-words. Things like Responsibility, and Sacrifice and Hard Work, all the while planning to cut the legs out from under our freedoms, our liberty, and our free-market economy. Obviously, he didn't do this all by himself, but the acceleration by which he is doing what he promised when he said "We are five days away from fundamentally changing America." is indeed frightening.

It is frightening because I believe a large number of people who voted for this man wanted to believe that the fundamental changes he was referring to were the noble goals of ending the divisiveness and partisanship in Washington and doing the right thing for our nation. Nevermind that his fundamental beliefs in 'social justice' and 'wealth redistribution' are at odds with the majority of Americans! People really REALLY wanted to BELIEVE, and gave him the benefit of the doubt. They gave him the benefit of their most precious of possessions. They gave him their vote; trusting an un-trustworthy man.

And now we find ourselves in a surreal America, where I don't recognize what it has become. We have an Administration that is consolidating power with non-vetted, non-congressionally-approved Czars. This totally bastardizes the notion of checks and balances within our Federal government. (AND among the czars are some truly alarming individuals with alarming ideologies). We have an Administration that is marketing the President like the modern-day equivalent of a Snake-oil Salesman. And we have an Administration that is taking over Corporations, throwing businesses into bankruptcy and firing CEOs and dictating salaries and bonuses. We have an Administration that is not only dispensing political pay-back with legislation, but with huge piles of money that we do not have, all in the name of 'stimulus.' He has quadrupled our national debt in 6 months, and shows no sign of halting that run-away spending ever. And we have an Administration that displays its arrogance by refusing to answer questions, and dismissing Tea Party Demonstrators as 'folks waving tea bags.'

I see that Americans are waking up. I pray that it is not too late. What is your freedom worth? How do you feel about Liberty? The right to own property? The benefits of free enterprise?

All of you who like the President, what would you say about all this if Bush were still in office?

There was (rightfully) a huge outpouring of anger and protest over the spending under the Bush Administration. Well, now your guy has QUADRUPLED it! What say you?

We all need to wake the hell up. I'm going to Washington next week. I CANNOT sit idly by and watch this Administration, and this Congress totally ignore the voice of WE THE PEOPLE.

Hey Washington! YOU WORK FOR US!

In the meantime, I pledge to continue to SEEK AND SPEAK the truth. I love my country and I revere our Constitution that puts limits on WASHINGTON not on We the People. I will continue to fight against the 'branding' of Obama as some kind of all-powerful, all-knowing, 'One.' The trappings of our society make idols out of ordinary men so we must remain vigilant to the insidiousness of Obama-speak.

Mr. Obama is not my idol. He is my enemy because he is an enemy of our Constitutional liberties. He is my enemy because he is not defending our Constitution; he's shredding it. He is the Domestic Enemy that is mentioned in the Oath of Office (and he is not alone, you can throw a majority of the members of Congress into that category when they refuse to abide by the LIMITS on their authority as spelled out in the Constitution). He has declared war upon WE the PEOPLE by undermining our economy and using the power of his position, money, unions, fear, and a complicit press to effectively ignore the will of the people.

And I will say this while I still have the freedom to do so.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

They Call Him Bumbling Barry

Original theme song from Blazing Saddles, Frankie Laine and Mel Brooks

A Paddy Whack©
They Call Him Bumbling Barry

They call him Bumbling Barry
No More a Shining star
Without his teleprompter
He'll need a language Czar!
He promised Hope and he promised Change
He read every word from the glass!
But now his teleprompter has bit the dust at last.

When BailOuts fail the test,
And fear fills the land
With Cap & Trade, and more Foreign Aid,
Now Health Care is his plan
We don't need a Czar or a state run Car,
Big Brother is not what we need!
But now one and all we'll descend on the mall
We'll March 'cause we're TEA'd,
Yes March! We're all TEA'd

We call him Bumbling Barry,
No more a shining star!
Corrupt Administration
Has put us where we are.
With BailOuts here, and more BailOuts there
He turned our Might to Foul Play
But no more Bumbling Barry!
It's Independence Day!