How Much is that Doggie in the Window?

Ann Coulter's article today painted a great picture of Obama's lap-dog posture with regard to Islamists and other foreign leaders who are not our friends.

It inspired this parody. Thanks Ann.

Patti Page's How Much is that Doggie in the Window?

Now, Who Put Obama in the White House?
A Paddy Whack©

Now, who put Obama in the White House? [arf, arf]
The One Rush says he wants to fail?
Now, who put Obama in the White House? [arf, arf]
I do hope Obama derails.

He just took a trip to California
He dropped by the Delta as well
If he had been Bush they would be screamin'
That oil spill is beyond the pale

Now, who put Obama in the White House? [arf arf]
The One Rush says he wants to fail
Now who put Obama in the White House? [arf, arf]
I do hope Obama derails.

I read in the paper 'bout Obama [cough, cough]
And how he said we are to blame
With redistribution his agenda
Our country will ne'er be the same.

I don't want Obama in the White House
I don't want apology tours
I don't want his bowing- it's disgraceful
And the cash that I earn is not Yours!

Now, who put Obama in the White House? [barf, barf]
The One Rush says he wants to fail
Now, who put Obama in the White House?
I do hope Obama derails.

White House Blight

From the Beatles' song "Hard Day's Night"

Written with help from Jack! Thanks Jack

White House Blight
a Paddy Whack©

He's in the house that's white
He took more time to select a dog
He's in the house that's white
He keeps us living in a fog
And when he gets done with you
You'll see his words are un-true
And he'll still blame the Right

When I yawn
Everything seems to be right
Sleep is gone
Wake to Obama in sight! Blight! Yikes!

He's in the house that's white
His teleprompter is by his side
He's in the house that's white
And soon he'll blame it and say It Lied
But when he gets done with you
You're gonna feel black and blue
And wish we'd turn back right.

(repeat)