McNamara's Band

From my book: a Parody of McNamara's Band made famous by Bing Crosby, with a few modifications.

His Names' Barack Obama
a Paddy Whack©

His name's Barack Obama, and he thinks he's something grand
Although he's now the President he came from Lincoln Land
He uses teleprompters and with them he sounds a treat
But when he stumbles off the cuff, he chews on his two feet.

Oh he speaks of change, freedom he'll exchange
and our nation he'll kill with TAX
Pelosi, Reid, they sing his tune, while Barry crowds attracts
And then when he guarantees oodles of loot
that Obamacare demands
A debt to all Americans is the Obama Plan

Right now he's still rehearsin' for some very tough campaigns
A Liberal celebration, the Progressives call for change
When he campaigns for others it is such a sight to see!
They Say, "I never thought Obama'd lose this race for me!"

Oh, he speaks of change, Freedom he'll exchange
And our nation he'll kill with TAX
Pelosi, Reid, they sing his tune, while Barry crowds attracts
And then when he guarantees oodles of loot
that Obamacare demands
A debt to all Americans is the Obama Plan.

Oh remember Jeremiah, it's from Trinity he came
He rants and raves, Obama gave him up to his great shame
And everyone from Rezko to Bill Ayers and Dorhn are crooks
Obama's friends, and in the end, it's him that cooks the books

Oh he says he'll save the planet and with Gore he wears the green
Now Cap and Trade is tailor made for deficits obscene
And then when our energy goes through the roof
We'll blame those bureaucrats!
But, by Jiminy I don't want to be his proletariat!

Oh, he speaks of change, Freedom he'll exchange
And our nation he'll kill with TAX
Pelosi, Reid, they sing his tune, while Barry crowds attracts
And then when he guarantees oodles of loot
that Obamacare demands
A debt to all Americans is the Obama Plan.

Read It!

"Beat It" Michael Jackson had a hit with Beat It. In the wake of all the Unconstitutional legislation and the 'pass the bill so we can find out what's in it." Here's my version, as a warning to all those running for office.

Read It!

A Paddy Whack©

[1st verse]
We told them don’t you ever vote Obamacare
Don’t wanna ‘socialize,’ you’d better lend an ear!
The fire’s in our eyes, and our words are real clear
Just Read it, Just Read it!

[2nd verse]
You’re gonna run? You better listen right here
We want a Patriot, no freedoms disappear!
The fire’s in our eyes and our words are real clear
Just Read it, th’Constitution, Man!

[chorus]
Just Read it, (read it), Read it, (read it)
Don’t you make us all repeat it!
Showin’ you Flunky! Wrong isn’t right.
It doesn’t matter who’s Left or who’s Right
Just Read it
Just Read it
Just Read it
Just Read it

[3rd verse]
We’re out to get you, better leave while you can
Don’t be Obama’s toy and push his Marxist plan!

You wanna survive, Better do what you can
Just Read it, Just Read it

[4th verse]
You need to show us that you’re fully prepared
You’re playing with our lives, this ain’t no truth or dare
They’ll trick you, and they'll bribe you,
Then they’ll tell you it’s fair
So Read it, th’Constitution, Man!

[chorus]
Just Read it, (read it), Read it, (read it)
Don’t you make us all repeat it!
Showin’ you Flunky! Wrong isn’t right.
It doesn’t matter who’s Left or who’s Right
Just Read it, (read it), Read it, (read it)
Don’t you make us all repeat it!
Showin’ you Flunky! Wrong isn’t right.
It doesn’t matter who’s Left or who’s Right
Just Read it (echo)
Read it, read it, read it
Read it, read it, read it

(repeat Chorus)

If I Had a Stammer

IF I HAD A HAMMER (The Hammer Song)
words and music by Lee Hays and Pete Seeger

If I Had a Stammer
A Paddy Whack©

[Ever notice how Barry Stammers without his teleprompter? Here’s the latest]:

If I had a Stammer
I’d stammer in the Morning
I’d stammer in the Evening
All over this land
I’d stammer out Health Care
I’d stammer Global Warming
I’d stammer out Hope and Change, my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

If I had a bong
I’d smoke it in the morning
I’d smoke it in the evening
While I hatched my plans
I’d huff and puff for ego
I’d huff and puff for power
I’d huff and puff that I’m the One, the hope and change you’re needin’
All over this land

If I had a Plan
I’d plan it like Alinsky
I’d plan with Cloward-Piven
All over this land
I’d plan to end freedom
I’d plan to tax your earnings
I’d plan to bring a Marxist State to you and all your children
All over this land

Now I’ve got a stammer,
And I’ve got a bong,
And I’ve got a plan to bring
All over this land.
It’s the stammer of Incompetence
It’s the bong of Arrogance
It’s the plan to bring a Marxist State to you and all your children
All over this land

The Ravin'

TheRaven by Edgar Allan Poe

The Ravin’ by Mrs. Paddy

Once upon a Congress clearly, while we marched on weak and weary
Over many a quaint and curious Patriot-begotten shore,
While we chanted, singing, clapping, suddenly there came a tapping
As of someone fiercely rapping, rapping on their chamber door.
‘Tis some Patriot,’ they muttered, ‘tapping at my chamber door-
Only fools, and nothing more.’

Ah, distinctly I remember it was from that bleak November,
And each Democratic Member wrought their will upon the poor.
Painfully I glimpsed the morrow; - vainly we had sought to borrow
From our Land surcease of sorrow – Standing on the Nation’s floor.
From the base and ignorant maiden, who is Nancy, Barry’s whore.
Shameless there for evermore.

And Obama, sought to woo us, sought his way and looked right through us
Pained us – Changed us with fantastic errors never seen before;
So that now, to keep repeating, Patriots began entreating
Speaking loud and oft repeating, beating on the Chamber doors-
Like inquisitors repeating, ‘Read the Constitution, or-
You’ll be gone,’ and nothing more.

Presently our ire grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
‘Sir’ said I, ‘or Madam, truly your attention I implore;’
But the fact is we were napping, and so gently laid your trapping
And so boldly you were scrapping, scrapping all we loved before,
That I scarce believed you’d do it – Shred the Constitution more!
But you have, and nothing more.

Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, watching die the dreams our children dream no more.
And the silence was unbroken, and the sleeping stayed un-woken,
And the only words there spoken were behind the chamber doors!
Reid and Nancy and Obama murmured back ‘Free? Nevermore’
Only this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, Patriot soul within me burning,
From a riled and angry nation, soon I heard a loud commotion,
‘Surely,’ said I, ‘Surely hear us, you should know you need to fear us;
Tyranny is not a notion, geared to fill us with devotion-
If you’ll stop and think a moment! Hear our pleas are not emotion-
‘Tis our Right, and nothing more!

Listen now, no need to stutter, We’re not riff-raff from the gutter
We are here a last assembly to preserve our nation’s soul
We don’t owe you our attention; you must fail in your intention
To destroy our hallowed nation, Bankruptcy is your clear goal.
We will fight you, we’ll remove you, think you clear of anger’s toll?
You’ll be gone, and something more!

When our Liberty is reeling, and sick hubris you are feeling
By the graves of founding Fathers’ and the Constitution swore
‘Though our battle is but started, soon from your seat you’ll be parted’
Ghastly law to serfdom send us, but we’ll yield you nothing more.
Tell me how you’ll face your nation, all your souls sold like a whore?
List’ the People: “Nevermore!”

I marveled at the stinking process and discourse you sought to boss us
Listened not unto your people – little relevance we bore;
Made no difference that we phoned! We faxed and marched! Will you atone?
We the People have lost patience with the Congress on the Floor
House and Senate both imperial; both corrupt unto the core
Liberty cries; “Nevermore.”

But the Congress and Obama, press upon us one more drama
As if one-sixth of our nation isn’t big enough to score
Sitting with his fingers steepled, ramming healthcare on the people
Setting up a monster program; geared to gut us to the core
A hundred and ten new bureaus forming, taxing all we have and more
Only Tax: and Nothing more.

But Obama sits there smiling, Democrats their vote beguiling
Another loss of freedom stripping, stripping from the nation’s core
And he spits upon our freedom, thinks no bill of rights we’re needin’
And the Patriots see their future, filled with promise nevermore
See the empty days before us, As we sing in dreadful chorus
USA is Nevermore.

Startled at the stillness broken by the word so aptly spoken,
‘Doubtless,’ says he, ‘what you utter is just hype and nothing more’
‘I will be your lord and master. It is not a great disaster
I just hope to change you faster! Faster than the Bush of yore.’
And with melancholy faces, Change is here. And hope? No more.
Liberty is Nevermore.

Deem a Little Scheme this Week

So, the latest manoever is to 'deem' the bill passed with amendments that nobody has seen (Nan says we have to pass it first; then we can see what's in it!) thereby skipping that pesky routine of actually voting! Of course, a vote would put everyone on the record for this POS legislation that will destroy our liberty and hand 1/6th of our economy to the government. Not to mention, of course, the absolute control they will have over every aspect of your life and health.

This is one of those times I wish I could sound like Obama when I sing. Please imagine his voice with this one.

From Mama Cass' hit "Dream a Little Dream of Me"

Deem a Little Scheme this Week
a Paddy Whack©

Stars shining bright above me
I must admit the liberals love me
Bribes added to the bill that we seek
Deem a little Scheme this week

Say Yes We Can and hold tight
We surely can disable the Vast Right
With Nancy on her arm-twisting tour
We can deem the bill for sure!

Sweet Deem, what a wonderful notion
No voting we’ll need
I’m thinking they’re filled with devotion
Rahm, Nan and Reid!

My legacy is nearing
I’ll get my way without any hearing
Obamacare will do what we need
Deem a little scheme indeed!

[Musical interlude]

Sweet Deem, what a wonderful notion
No voting we’ll need
I’m thinking they’re filled with devotion
Rahm, Nan and Reid!

Just deem the bill, I’ll sign it...
I’ll put the force of my name behind it
No Tea Party will undo the deed
Deem a little scheme Indeed!

Tricks!

Paul Revere and the Raiders: Kicks

Tricks!
A Paddy Whack©

Well, you thought you found the answer when Ted’s Massachusetts seat went ‘Right’
But when we woke up in the mornin’ the Blair House Project’s in sight
Well, there’s nothin’ that B.O. Ain’t tried
To raise Obamacare ‘Denied’
But if he don’t back down there
I bet he’ll pay the price

CHORUS:
(Oh don’t it seem like)
Tricks Just keep growin’ larger? We find
That all those tricks ain’t givin’ me peace of mind
Someday you’ll find out it’s too late,
Tricks just infuriate!

No, we don’t like tricks
We don’t want ‘help,’ Gov!

Well he seems to think that we all need what we don’t want:

Obamacare
But it ain’t happened yet, And it won’t!

All Patriots swear
Don’t you see no matter what you try
It’s We the People see the Lie
And if you keep on pushin’
You’d better say a prayer

[repeat chorus]
Bridge:

No, we don’t like tricks
And you’d best heed the words we say
Your road goes nowhere
Freedom and the Truth is what we love
We’re here to stay!

[repeat chorus and fade]

Obamacare summit: Send in the Clowns

Send in the Clowns (A Little Night Music)

Send in the Clowns
A Paddy Whack©

Isn't this rich?
Please grow a pair!
We want to pull this bill down
No Obamacare
But you are clowns.

Listen to this!
We don’t approve!
When We the People expound
You are unmoved.
Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns

Just when we thought health care was dead
Finally knowing you had heard our voices instead
Taking a compromise seat with his Obamacare
Talking his line
No, don’t you dare!

Don’t you love fools?
Our fault I fear
We thought that they’d hear what we want
We’ve yelled all year!
But where are the clowns!
Quick send in the Clowns.
Don’t bother, they’re here.

Are you not fools?
Playing his game
You're all incredible tools
And we think you're lame
But we’ll dump you clowns
We don’t want more clowns

Well maybe, next year.

It's Not About Me!

Ever notice how often Obama says, "It's not about me..." Inspired by David Limbaugh's column today on Townhall.com

I Gotta Be Me (Sammy Davis, Jr)

It's Not About Me (as sung by Barack Obama)
A Paddy Whack©

Whether I’m right or whether I’m wrong
Whether I find a place in your heart
My message is strong
It’s not about me, It’s not about me
What else do you see now I’m the one?

No matter the polls, I know I’ll survive
And I won’t take any blame for the fall
I’ll keep Health care alive
It’s not about me, It’s not about me
The schemes that you see make me what I am

That sweet Nobel Prize, A world at my feet
They’re waiting on me, and I have it all!
You all settle down! Just settle for less!
Remember that Hope and Change will be my curtain call!

I’ll do it alone, you all must trust me
It won’t be done like the things in the past
No more “Land of the Free”
It’s not about me, It’s not about me
All blame I’ll deny, Obama’s your guy
It’s not about me! (repeats)

Can You Hear Us Now?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SbLCXqjIqY

You Gotta Have Hoax!

From Damn Yankees! Original by Eddie Fisher
You Gotta Have Hoax
A Paddy Whack©

[spoken]
See, boys, that’s what I’m talking about! Obamacare is only one half the agenda, the other half is Climate Change…But it’s all the same!

[sing]
You’ve gotta have….Hoax! All you really need is Hoax!
When the right is sayin’ it’s all a lie
That’s when we deny it folks!
You gotta be smart! Just aim right for people’s heart!
Nuthin’s half as bad as we make it seem,
But our crisis scheme is smart!
When they say the climate study’s
Filled with fraud and lies galore
Don’t you worry ‘bout it buddies
We can blame it on Al Gore
(At Copenhagen, Hopenhagen)

You’ve gotta have Hoax!
Miles and miles and miles of Hoax!
Sure we’d kind of like to add some more tax
But who cares the facts are just a joke?
First you gotta have Hoax!

Global warming, we haven’t got!

Polarbears dying, we haven’t got!

A health care crisis? We haven’t got!

What have we got?

We got Hoax!
Soon we’ll tax their breathing folks!
When the pundits say that it’s a big scam
We don’t give a damn, no joke!
We’ve got lies
We can spin ‘til they comply
Not a solitary dime do we yield
‘cause this is our field of lies.

We’re so happy that we’re hummin’

MMMM MMMM MMMM

Just like school kids for Barack

Hmm Hmmm Hmmm

‘Cause we know that change is comin’

Hoo Hoo Hoo

Freedom’s life is on the clock

Boo Hoo Hoo.

We’ve got Hoax! Miles and Miles and Miles of Hoax!
Sure we’d kind of like to add some more tax
But who cares the facts are just a joke?

So let’s just keep on lyin’

Why should we not?

We control the message….

….and the nation’s shot

And to add to it:

We’ve got HOAX! We’ve Got HOAX! We’ve Got HOAX!

Speaker of the House

From Les Mis "Master of the House"
A Paddy Whack©

Well here we are
Barry’s a clown
But meet the best
Deal makers in town
As for the rest
Just take a look
It’s plain to see
The lot of em’s crooks.
Where there’s smoke there’s flame
Politicians came
With socialist intent
Congress is their name

Speaker of the House
Doling out the Dough
Ready with a tax break
If you don't vote No
Sells us down the chute
Twists a little arm
Everyone appreciates the Speakers’ Charm
Glad to pass two thousand pages
Patriots are Astroturf
Obamacare is coming
And they plan to tax you all your worth!

Senators have Reid
Reaper of the Vote
Ramming more bad legislation
Down our throat
Medicare’s for free
Here a cash rebate
But only if you live in old Ben Nelson’s state
Glad to float Landrieu a favor
Hold-outs disbelief suspend
But, Harry, that old geezer,
Caesar never had a better friend

CHORUS:
Speaker of the House
Nanny state indeed
Bleeds us like the congressmen and Harry Reid
Soon we’ll all be poor
But they think they’re great
Socialists like Nancy
Generate our hate
Everybody hates the Congress
Senators their ethics pawn
Obamacare is coming
Constitutionality is gone

And now part Deux
It’s Cap and Trade
Al Gore’s big scam
His fortune made
Soon Amnesty
Sovereignty’s shot
Open the gates
Allow the whole lot
Here we’ll print more cash
Barry’s so-called ‘stash’
And nothing’s gonna stop
‘Til we all go crash!

Fools beyond compare
Fools beyond belief!
Drinking up the Kool-Aid
Saying debt’s relief!
GITMO will be shut
Liars! That’s a fact!
Navy SEALS indicted
Copenhagen pacts
Terrorists are more than welcome
ACORN gets a pass and more!
Congressmen and Barry say
That’s what our Constitution’s for

Threaten us with Tax
Chairmen get the Axe
Blame it on the Bush Regime In case you ask
Hire a little Czar
Mao’s a rising star
Bailing out the bankers building GM cars
When it comes to Legislation
There are lots of tricks they know
How the Debt Increases
With no spending freezes
Gee but it’s amazing how it grows!

CHORUS
Speaker of the House
Nanny state indeed
Bleeds us like the congressmen and Harry Reid
Soon we’ll all be poor
But they think they’re great
Socialists like Nancy
Generate our hate
Everybody hates the Congress
Senators their ethics pawn
Obamacare is coming
Constitutionality is gone


I used to dream
Our nation had no peer
But, since Obama
Was elected just last year:
Spreading out the Change?
Just look to the past
Socialism never lets your freedom last
Thinks he’s all the rage
Brings on more despair
Speaks with Teleprompter
Gives me mal de mer
What a cruel trick on Freedom
Landing him in the White House
God knows how we’ll handle
Socialists in Senate and the House!

CHORUS
Speaker of the House
(Reid is such a louse)
Bleed us like the Senators
(And the White House)
Soon we’ll all be poor
But they think they’re great
(Hypocrites and Liars and Obamagate)
Everybody hates the Senate
Everybody hates the House
(Everybody’s keeping score!
Soon they’ll all be out the door!)
Everybody’s keeping score on the Senate and the House!

From the Christmas Song: It's Beginning to Look a lot like Christmas by Meridith Wilson

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Taxes
A Paddy Whack©

It's beginning to look a lot like Taxes
Don't ya care B.O.?
Take a look at that Cap & Trade
Bail-outs Galore you've made
And now G.M. is bankrupt, don't ya know?

It's beginning to look a lot like Taxes
Soon the yells will start!
And the thing 'Hello, Ding-a-ling!"
Is Obama's not our KING!
He's a Bonaparte!

(Bridge)
A bunch of Obama Czars redesigning our cars
Is the plan of Barry Hussein
Soon all the banks will be right in the tank
FDR is riding again!
And ABC is in the White House, Don't they feel ashamed?

It's beginning to look a lot like Taxes
Jobs are on the wane
Take a look at our closing plants, unions his sycophants
Where is that promise of some hope and change?

It's beginning to look at lot like Taxes
Soon the Wails will start
And the wailing that B.O. Brings, is the tyranny of kings
And that is not Smart!

(Repeat Bridge)
With Teleprompters in tow we all laugh at B.O.
And his gaffs are legend indeed!
Swatting at flies and his penchant for lies
All backed up by Nancy and Reid
And now our health care is the 'crisis' made for over-reach

It's beginning to look a lot like Taxes
Soon Gulags will rise
And whenever you hear 'hate crime' you can bet dollar to dime
Freedom's in demise!

Freedom's in demise!

When we are Stuck with Obamacare

Here is a remix of the Beatles' "When I'm 64"

When we are Stuck with Obamacare

A Paddy Whack ©

When we're all stuck with Obamacare
Not too long from now
Will you still be handling your family's health
Choose your doctor, keeping your wealth?
If you will find you need surgery
Will the wait be more?
Will it be better, for all us debtors
When we're Sixty-four?

OOOOO

You'll be hurting too...
And if we let them win
I'd prefer the flu!

Will we be healthy, what will we eat?
When they hold your plan?
Makes you wonder who is gonna pay those bills
Won't Big Pharma ration your pills?
If we could take a practical stand
And reduce our risk
No more illegals, Nor Hillary Sequels!
Let's just call it quits!

I can still remember when our health care was a private choice,

And we paid the bills
Then those law suits grew
Red tape and Lawyers too
Now it's sue, sue, sue!

Why should we pool our money and share?
What's your freedom worth?
Bankruptcy is not the way to spread the wealth
Poverty is worse for your health
When we're tied up in tangled red tape
Filling out more forms
Will you have choices? Will you have voices?
With health care reform?

I Will Not Vote for Another RINO

From the classic country song by Tennessee Ernie Ford, "Sixteen Tons"

Sixteen Tons of Pork!*
A Paddy Whack©

We sent you all to Congress in the hope you would shine
You got there to Washington but didn't toe the line
We need you to keep our sovereignty
No more violence to our liberty

(Chorus)
You load pork on top of every last bill
If you don't get the picture then my vote you ne'er will
Campaigners don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I will not vote for another RINO

Well, if you can't spend responsibly then step aside
Your RINO ways we cannot abide
Tax and spend, your conscience weak
Reform today or you'll lose your seat.

(Chorus)
You load pork on top of every last bill
If you don't get the picture then my vote you ne'er will
Campaigners don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I will not vote for another RINO

Don't Want Cap & Trade and we Don't Want Healthcare
Those Socialist programs never go anywhere
We want tort reform, tax cuts for good
Won't you just do what you know you should?

(Chorus)
You load pork on top of every last bill
If you don't get the picture then my vote you ne'er will
Campaigners don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I will not vote for another RINO

If you want to stay in office then our voice you should hear
We don't want illegals to remain over here
We need the fence and to enforce the law
Ignoring that is the very last straw.

(Chorus)
You load pork on top of every last bill
If you don't get the picture then my vote you ne'er will
Campaigners don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I will not vote for another RINO

Don't ya tell me brother that our party is good
Conservative ways you've misunderstood
And as for that bullet train: Obamacare
We say No Way! Listen, Don't You Dare!

(Chorus)
You load pork on top of every last bill
If you don't get the picture then my vote you ne'er will
Campaigners don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I will not vote for another RINO

With November comin' better think some more
We sent you in to watch over the store
Come election day our wrath will rise
We're tellin' you now we've had our fill of your lies

(Chorus)
You load pork on top of every last bill
If you don't get the picture then my vote you ne'er will
Campaigners don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I will not vote for another RINO

*Original from my book, updated here.

He Can't Hide His Lyin' Lies

From the Eagles' Lyin' Eyes

A Paddy Whack©
Lying Lies

Witty pearls of wisdom come from Barry

Now he’ll crush dissent with just a smile
A new health plan
And we wont’ have to worry
At end of life we’ll all go out in style

Late in life his health care plan sounds phony
I guess rations for the sick must needs suffice
Hip replacements surely are expensive
And as we age it all goes up in price

He tells us we should pool our funds together
And caps will be on fees not tort reform
I think he needs to pray for sunny weather
Cause soon he’ll face a Patriot firestorm!

He can’t hide his lying lies
In a while we’ll be in demise
Thought by now he’d realize
There ain’t no way to hide his lying lies.

On the other hand at townhalls we are waiting
With fiery eyes and funds no one should steal
'We the People' aren’t for hire, nor ‘astroturfing’
‘Cause the anger that we feel is surely real

If they stop our call to arms we’ll fall together
Goodbye freedom! Liberty sent to exile!
I swear that we’ll be pushing back forever
Doesn’t matter what they say, they’re in denial

He can’t hide his lying lies
In a while we’ll be in demise
Thought by now he’d realize
There ain’t no way to hide his lying lies.

We lift up our voice; it is a strong one
We number more than stars up in the sky
Another fight, it’s gonna be a long one
Our Liberty! Not Debt!’s our battle cry.

I wonder how’d it ever get this crazy?
I think all our politicians must be fools
Were we inspired or did we just get lazy?
To give them all our trust to make the rules.

My, oh my, he sure knew that he would change things
He set us up so well, so carefully
It ain’t funny how much anger all this change brings?
We’re still the same free men we used to be

He can’t hide his lying lies
In a while we’ll be in demise
Thought by now he’d realize
There ain’t no way to hide his lying lies

(repeat & Fade)

Doctor, Doctor

Doctor, Doctor

A Paddy Whack©

(John Moon Martin) I Got Bad Case of Lovin’ You

Whooaaaaa
Obama’s fight, Well what you bet?
It’s on my mind, health care’s a net!
He needs you to save the day
Ain’t it true? What you say?

Doctor, doctor, stand in my shoes
I’ve got a bad case! Obama blues
No bill’s gonna cure what’s ill
I’ve got a bad case! Obama blues

A bright-white coat, don’t make you look too smart
A single glance, buddy, play your part!
You think we’re stupes, a little bit high?
Obama, We all know you lie.

Doctor, doctor, stand in my shoes
I’ve got a bad case! Obama blues
No bill’s gonna cure what’s ill
I’ve got a bad case! Obama blues

We know you hype it, you hype it a lot!
Tell Me Obama, are you gonna stop?

You’ll take us down, The One cares Zip
Smiles like Judas, on his lip
Make his list, Knock that hood
Obamacare, is no damn good!

Doctor, doctor, stand in my shoes
I’ve got a bad case! Obama blues
No bill’s gonna cure what’s ill
I’ve got a bad case! Obama blues

A Remix of Short People

In honor of the Obamacare nightmare being considered in Congress.

Randy Newman's Short People

A Paddy Whack©

Old People

Old People got no reason,

Old People got no reason

Old people got no reason to live

They might need a hip

Or a Kidney too

They need to give up

Take the pill that's blue

They got aging hearts

And dentures for their teeth

Need a walker too

Just to stand up on their feet

Well, I don't want no old people

Don't want no old people

Don't want no old people 'round here.

Old people are not the same

As you and I (Why don't they just die?)

All men are brothers until it's time to die

(It's an Obama world)

Sick people got no lobby

Sick people got no lobby

Sick people got no lobby in Gov

They get waiting lines

And rationed care

There's a max amount

With Obamacare

He's got a health czar

That should help you sleep

Til that pesky life support goes

Beep Beep Beep

We say keep your grubby hands

Off of my health chart

But it doesn't matter now that you're an old fart

Well, don't want no old people

Don't want no old People

Don't want no old people 'round here.