Showing posts with label GOP. Show all posts
Showing posts with label GOP. Show all posts

Monday, November 2, 2009

The Death of the GOP

Gordon Lightfoot’s ‘Edmund Fitzgerald’
Wreck of the G.O.P.
A Paddy Whack©

A legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of a ship once called the Grand Old Party
No conservatives led, in fact we think it’s dead
Now the skies of November are gloomy

It started to wane when they chose John McCain
His conservative claims are all empty
His amnesty fight will not make it all right
When the polls of November came early

Ron Reagan showed pride in the American side
And the G.O.P. brand was so pleasin’
With military pride and respect far and wide
Grand Old Party was now in its season

But what did they do when they bested the blue?
When they had both the House and the Senate?
They squandered our dough and they failed to oppose
Every Democrat’s awful agenda.

Dubya failed when no Vetos he penned
The agenda of growth was in season
Instead of a stand he just jumped to the band
And the G.O.P. lost rhyme and reason

McCain dipped his quill into the Feingold bill
Good intentions have led us to ruin
Instead of free speech no incumbents we’ll breach
And the MSM now leads the shoe-in

ACORN came to play with the Unions we say
In the Twenty-Third New York campaignin'
But GOP pride and Newt Gingrich decide
Scozzafava had liberal trainin'

And when she withdrew, Did she not turn the screw
By endorsing her liberal opponent?
Conservatives know they both side with B.O.
Socialism's their common component!

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of a ship once called the Grand Old Party
It abandoned its base and will now lose the race
Now the gales of November came early.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

I Will Not Vote for Another RINO

From the classic country song by Tennessee Ernie Ford, "Sixteen Tons"

Sixteen Tons of Pork!*
A Paddy Whack©

We sent you all to Congress in the hope you would shine
You got there to Washington but didn't toe the line
We need you to keep our sovereignty
No more violence to our liberty

(Chorus)
You load pork on top of every last bill
If you don't get the picture then my vote you ne'er will
Campaigners don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I will not vote for another RINO

Well, if you can't spend responsibly then step aside
Your RINO ways we cannot abide
Tax and spend, your conscience weak
Reform today or you'll lose your seat.

(Chorus)
You load pork on top of every last bill
If you don't get the picture then my vote you ne'er will
Campaigners don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I will not vote for another RINO

Don't Want Cap & Trade and we Don't Want Healthcare
Those Socialist programs never go anywhere
We want tort reform, tax cuts for good
Won't you just do what you know you should?

(Chorus)
You load pork on top of every last bill
If you don't get the picture then my vote you ne'er will
Campaigners don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I will not vote for another RINO

If you want to stay in office then our voice you should hear
We don't want illegals to remain over here
We need the fence and to enforce the law
Ignoring that is the very last straw.

(Chorus)
You load pork on top of every last bill
If you don't get the picture then my vote you ne'er will
Campaigners don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I will not vote for another RINO

Don't ya tell me brother that our party is good
Conservative ways you've misunderstood
And as for that bullet train: Obamacare
We say No Way! Listen, Don't You Dare!

(Chorus)
You load pork on top of every last bill
If you don't get the picture then my vote you ne'er will
Campaigners don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I will not vote for another RINO

With November comin' better think some more
We sent you in to watch over the store
Come election day our wrath will rise
We're tellin' you now we've had our fill of your lies

(Chorus)
You load pork on top of every last bill
If you don't get the picture then my vote you ne'er will
Campaigners don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I will not vote for another RINO

*Original from my book, updated here.