Reprise from my Book: Get You Some Victimhood!

From the song "Little Red Riding Hood" by Sam the Sham and the Pharohs (Ronald Blackwell)

Get You Some Victimhood!
A Paddy Whack©

Owoooooo!
Who's that we see talkin' victimhood?
Why didn't you think that Barry would?
Hey there get you some victimhood
Those prospects look real good
You're everything a big bad liberal could want
Listen to me!

Listen to Hollywood
They all think that Jimmy Carter's good
He's walking to see Mahmoud and Hamas alone
Owooooo!
What big ears you have
The kind of ears that Dumbo has
Why don't you tune in; not cop out
If you won't listen maybe then we'll shout.

What loose lips you have
You hang around with some who're bad
So before you place more Cracker Shame
I think you ought to embrace your middle name!

Some bitter folks have guns to tote
We will need them for our vote
'Cause we don't trust you'll leave our Second Amendment alone.
Owooooo!

Grab you some victimhood
Like the Black Panthers say you should
But we might think they aren't so great so we won't!
Owooooo!

What a big eyes we have
The better to see you plan
Barry Obama-man,
Black or White?
To me you're Tan.

Go on and see naught but race,
Slander us to our face
Maybe you have won the race
But you are a White House disgrace!

Hey there Grab you some Victimhood
Hope sure is sounding good
You're everything that a big bad liberal could want
Owoooo!
I mean Bah!!!!

BAAAAAHHHHH!

Puttin' Down the Ritz

Shabazz says he hates Crackers and thinks they should kill all cracker babies. He faced no punishment from his billy club intimidation at the voting polls. Where is justice today? This is unadulterated racism and it is all coming from Mr. Shabazz and his ilk. Crackers? Ok. Well Call Me RITZ!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3PnQ3tgzY This is Taco's Puttin' on the Ritz (with the infamous blackface uncensored) From the original song by Irving Berlin.

A Paddy Whack©
Puttin' Down the Ritz!

If you're through
And want to vote
You might want to
Just take a Note
Black Panthers sit
Puttin down the Ritz

Different types
With billy clubs
Profiling Whites
Ain't that the rub
A 'Racist' fits
Puttin' down the Ritz

Dressed up like a poll watching Invader
Trying hard to look just like Darth Vader
Master Baiter

Come, let's fix
Where Panther-fellers
Walk with sticks
Those vote repellers
In their mitts
Puttin' down the Ritz.

Have you seen the voters run?
Billy clubs are like a gun
Taking notes all based on race
Intimidation on their face
Black tams and narrow minded
White folks to them they're blinded
This is not small-time
Shouldn't this be a crime?

If you're through
And want to vote
You might want to
Just take a Note:
Black Panthers sit
Puttin' down the Ritz

Panther types
With billy clubs
Profiling Whites
Ain't that the rub
A 'Racist' fits
Puttin' down the Ritz

Dressed up like a poll watching Invader
Trying hard to look just like Darth Vader
Master Baiter

Come, let's fix
Where Panther-fellers
Walk with sticks
Those vote repellers
In their mitts
Puttin' down the Ritz.

---music & Tap dancing----

Dressed up like a poll watching Invader
Trying hard to look just like Darth Vader
Master Baiter

If you're through
And want to vote
You might want to
Just take a Note:
Black Panthers sit
Puttin' down the Ritz

Puttin' down the Ritz (repeat)

Another One under the Bus

Queen's Another One Bites the Dust

Another One Under the Bus
A Mrs. Paddy Whack ©

B.O. Walks on down the street
With his limp wrists and his coat
Ain't no sound but the click of his feet
Teleprompter ready to go
Are you ready, are you ready for this
And a photo-op with Joe for a treat!
Over New York's Air Force One
But no Pix are released!

[Pop Pop Pop]
One more under the Bus
[Pop Pop Pop]
One more under the Bus
And another one's gone, and another one's gone
One more under the Bus!

Hey he's gonna get you too!
Another one's under the Bus!
How do you think we're gonna get along?
But it's True! He's all wrong!
He's taken us for everything that we had
And tricked us all along!
Make you happy? are you glassy-eyed?
How long can you stand the creep?
Out of the White House no leadership
Just a Carter Repeat!

[Chorus]
Another one Under the Bus
Another one Under the Bus
Another one Under the Bus
Another one Under the Bus

There are plenty of ways we can save our land
And take away his crown!
We can whack him, attack him, we can take a stand
Believe me he's a clown!
And I'm ready, yes I'm ready for this
I'm ready to deploy the fleet!
Out of the White House new Leadership
We need a corps d'elite!

[Chorus]

Kalamazoo

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2010/06/07/student_sitting_behind_obama_falls_asleep_during_commencement_address.html

Kalamazoo
A Paddy Whack©

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H
I'm gonna speak in Kalamazoo
I'm gonna boast
Because I'm the most in Kalamazoo
(zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo)

Tears they will cry
my my I'm a boob
Soon he's asleep
Does he think I'm a 'bleep'
in Kalamazoo?
(zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo)

My teleprompter's wired, but I'm just a liar
Like everyday
Is he snorin'?
Secret Service warnin'
"Wake up, Mr. Student" Everything's OK,
A-L-A-M-A-Z-O
Oh, what a speech! a real pile of poo
I'll put a lid
On that sleepy-faced kid
I know what to do

I'm goin' to lie again
I'll be the biggest Hit in Kalamazoo
(Zoo, zoo) (Zoo, zoo, zoo, Kalamazoo)

K (K) A (A) L-A-M-A-Z-O
(Oh, oh, oh, oh what a speech, a real pile of poo)
(I know I'm a bore but don't let that kid snore in Kalamazoo)
(Zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo)
(Kalamazoo)!!

McNamara's Band

From my book: a Parody of McNamara's Band made famous by Bing Crosby, with a few modifications.

His Names' Barack Obama
a Paddy Whack©

His name's Barack Obama, and he thinks he's something grand
Although he's now the President he came from Lincoln Land
He uses teleprompters and with them he sounds a treat
But when he stumbles off the cuff, he chews on his two feet.

Oh he speaks of change, freedom he'll exchange
and our nation he'll kill with TAX
Pelosi, Reid, they sing his tune, while Barry crowds attracts
And then when he guarantees oodles of loot
that Obamacare demands
A debt to all Americans is the Obama Plan

Right now he's still rehearsin' for some very tough campaigns
A Liberal celebration, the Progressives call for change
When he campaigns for others it is such a sight to see!
They Say, "I never thought Obama'd lose this race for me!"

Oh, he speaks of change, Freedom he'll exchange
And our nation he'll kill with TAX
Pelosi, Reid, they sing his tune, while Barry crowds attracts
And then when he guarantees oodles of loot
that Obamacare demands
A debt to all Americans is the Obama Plan.

Oh remember Jeremiah, it's from Trinity he came
He rants and raves, Obama gave him up to his great shame
And everyone from Rezko to Bill Ayers and Dorhn are crooks
Obama's friends, and in the end, it's him that cooks the books

Oh he says he'll save the planet and with Gore he wears the green
Now Cap and Trade is tailor made for deficits obscene
And then when our energy goes through the roof
We'll blame those bureaucrats!
But, by Jiminy I don't want to be his proletariat!

Oh, he speaks of change, Freedom he'll exchange
And our nation he'll kill with TAX
Pelosi, Reid, they sing his tune, while Barry crowds attracts
And then when he guarantees oodles of loot
that Obamacare demands
A debt to all Americans is the Obama Plan.

Defeat Goes On

Poster courtesy of Juana Moreau!

Sonny & Cher's The Beat Goes On

Defeat Goes On!
A Paddy Whack©

Chorus:
Defeat goes on,
Defeat goes on
Voters sent incumbents down the drain
La de da de de, la de da de da

Pennsylvania heard the rage, uh huh
History has turned the page, uh huh
Coakley, Deeds, are not the thing, uh huh
Specter, Corzine, no more kings, uh uh

Chorus

The voters now are super smart, uh huh
Revolution's got its start, uh huh
The 'angry mob' is marching as to war
Politically the TEA folks say "No More!"

Chorus

Protests, campaign chests, you get the gist
TEA support for Marco and dumping Crist
The liars keep talking faster all the time
Obama says "hey buddy, lyin' ain't a crime"

And Defeat goes on!
Defeat goes on!
Voters sent incumbents down the drain
la de da de de, la de da de da

How Much is that Doggie in the Window?

Ann Coulter's article today painted a great picture of Obama's lap-dog posture with regard to Islamists and other foreign leaders who are not our friends.

It inspired this parody. Thanks Ann.

Patti Page's How Much is that Doggie in the Window?

Now, Who Put Obama in the White House?
A Paddy Whack©

Now, who put Obama in the White House? [arf, arf]
The One Rush says he wants to fail?
Now, who put Obama in the White House? [arf, arf]
I do hope Obama derails.

He just took a trip to California
He dropped by the Delta as well
If he had been Bush they would be screamin'
That oil spill is beyond the pale

Now, who put Obama in the White House? [arf arf]
The One Rush says he wants to fail
Now who put Obama in the White House? [arf, arf]
I do hope Obama derails.

I read in the paper 'bout Obama [cough, cough]
And how he said we are to blame
With redistribution his agenda
Our country will ne'er be the same.

I don't want Obama in the White House
I don't want apology tours
I don't want his bowing- it's disgraceful
And the cash that I earn is not Yours!

Now, who put Obama in the White House? [barf, barf]
The One Rush says he wants to fail
Now, who put Obama in the White House?
I do hope Obama derails.